Got a ticket (for the 6th time this year!!!!!)

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By Snowcat on Sunday, June 4, 2000 - 02:46 am:

    I got ANOTHER speeding ticket...for the 6th time this year! Why won't they leave me alone...I think it's a conspiracy. The last time was for 68 in a 60. I'm thinking of going 100 next time just to make it worth the hundred bucks I have to spend!!! Any suggestions for dealing with these anal people? Maybe I should toss them a donut...for incentive. Who knows? In the meantime, I think my license is about to be suspended. >:(

By Margret on Sunday, June 4, 2000 - 04:16 am:

    Hey, you could obey the posted limits.
    Or make friends with the cops in your town.
    I obey the posted limits unless it's a long interstate drive. Then I budget for tickets.

By semillama on Sunday, June 4, 2000 - 05:28 pm:

    What does your car look like?

    Maybe the cops keep ticketing you because the recognize you as someone who's going to speed even after gettign a lot of tickets, so they're going to ticket you until you stop.

    I mean, What's the rush?

By patrick on Monday, June 5, 2000 - 12:10 pm:

    take the friggin bus and if you are by chance driving a SUV, fucking walk

By Isolde on Monday, June 5, 2000 - 07:21 pm:

    I've never gotten in trouble driving in my life. Hee hee. I speed, too.

By Nate on Monday, June 5, 2000 - 07:44 pm:

    i never got a ticket until i got a red car.

    i used to drive way more dangerous than i do now. in fact, i drive rather conservatively. but for some reason cops take me out left and right.


    which is why i take out cops.

By Isolde on Tuesday, June 6, 2000 - 09:56 am:

    Maybe that's it. I have a white car.

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