Seems like things have been a little boring around here lately.Time to start a new thread.Whats more fun than true confessions?So I ask you,what is the dumbest thing you ever said in front of someone of the opposite sex? I had just moved to Oregon,[from the desert],and was in awe of the beauty of the forrest.I was out with a new guy,and we were driving through the mountains,and I was taking in the majesty of this wilderness,when I looked up,and blurted out in amazement,"My God!Look at the size of that squirrel!" It was a 45 pound beaver.

That's funny Czarina,I use to bowl on a league with a couple that I didn't really know,I had just assumed it was mother and son.One league night he came him without his mom.I asked him where his mom was and he told me it she was his wife.Oops!

he came in... told me she was his wife.It's going to be one of those days.

shit czarina...... pick a day

"I think we can make this work" has to rank way up there for mine.

when i was 26 i dated a girl who had been brought up in a strict moral household and was sort of...innocent. she had a habit of slipping double entendres into conversations without realizing it. on about our 3rd date we were sitting on my couch talking. she was actually very intelligent and opinionated. whatever subject we had been talking about had trailed off and there was a lull in the conversation. she looked down at the cushion and said, shyly: "i just now noticed your monkey. i like it." "excuse me?" "your monkey." she points to a little statue i have of a chimpanzee sitting on a stack of books (plato, darwin) and contemplating a human skull. "thanks." another time we were in the car. i was driving. she new a cousin of mine named morgan (a guy) and for some reason we started trying to think up nicknames for him. "i know," she said, "morgan the organ!" "i think any young man would be proud to have a name like that." "i think it would be a good name for a boxer. i can see him getting into the ring with that written on his robe." "are you serious?" i said. i looked over at her. she was serious. "don't you think it sounds more like a name for a porn star? what organ do you think people will think of when they see 'morgan the organ.'" she thought about it. "oh."

one time I touched a guy's stomach and it was really well built, so I said to him "Wow, you're really hard!". I think it was the amazment in my voice that really did it. droopy's old girl was funnier, though.

I once told the UPS man he had a rather large package, and did he want any help with it?

thats a good one Isolde sorry no cute one s i can think of now. but i ve alwaysa been lame around girls especially hot ones

i think it's the one time i was in french class...i'd just gotten sylvie and i kept talking about "ma chatte, ma chatte" he understood what i was talking about, but "ma chatte" is argot (slang) for "my pussy". meow!!

i call the wife mon rouge chet all the time....meaning my red pussy cat....i didnt realize it was any form of slang....i thought it simply meant cat at least thats what she implied when she taught me that.

i don't recall this: i was at some college kegger. i'd drank about a gallon of natty ice (or something equally foul.) i was sitting on a couch talking to some young cute thing. my buddy came up, telling me it was time for us to leave. i put my hand up next to my face, shielding my mouth from the young cute thing (you know, so i could whisper a secret to my buddy.) i whispered: "I'm just about to get laid." being drunk, it was hardly a whisper. my buddy tells me all conversation in the room stopped. the girl went red, looked shocked and afraid. luckily, i didn't put up much resistance as he dragged me from the house.

tonight or ever? tonight would be "I really like your boots" but everyone else heard "I really like your boobs" including the secretary in the blue dress. ever, well, there once was a guy who really thought he couldn't tell this beautiful woman of his admiration for me, and didn't...because he was afraid of rejection, embarrassment, and general hassling from his friends because he "met her on the internet." And then of course, said asshole proceeds to tell the beautiful woman he can't tell his friends about her because he met her on the internet. And so he devalues the woman right then and there and she never responds to his emails anymore. Or something like that.

Ouch... My girlfriend and I were talking about sex once and she asked me what I thought about sex in general... My response was not the smooth telling her what she wants to hear response it was... "I'm male, I have to like sex in my genes." She got really quiet after that, I don't think that is what she was expecting...

I once told my boyfriends older sister that he was a great fuck! Little did I know but she told her parents and I was in deep doo doo. I was 26 but he was only 14.He had told me he was 18. UH OH. Cops, priests, social workers, the local press. He got me pregnant and we had to move to Cincinatti under an assumed name. Anyway the baby was still born and he was so upset he tried to kill himself with a chisel. I should have kept my big mouth shut. I never married him he is in the state pen serving 5 to 10 for aggravated rape of a minor! His attorney tried to blame me for setting a bad example!!! What a life

stupidest thing i ever said to someone of the opposite sex? oh, yes, that would be back in 9th grade when i told a girl: "i think i'm in love with you." after that, well, hilarity ensues if you think pain is funny. c'est la vie. strange.