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so... walking in i knew the line would be long. i followed it from the fifth floor all the way down to the third floor, and then i followed it down a long hallway until i got to the end. i sat down behind the last fellow and waited. Twenty minutes later as the hallway crowded and the line wrapped several times i understood that i had made the crucial decision of where the line went. i could have sat to the side of the last man and started the line back up another set of stairs, but no i sat behind and made the line stay in the hallway. who would've thought that a quiet girl like me could determine where the line went? |
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Does the pope pee in a stetson? |
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Texans think they are cowboys, I'm from Montana no Texan cowboy knows anything about snow... Hell they would freeze their ball off up here... |
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one inch of snow falls. Schools close., I kid you not. But I know real snow. I was caught in the Corn Palace in Mitchel, South Dakota during the "Mega Storm" of '91. That was snow... |
And Antigone is right its hilarious how some states handle snow. When I was in school, it was never called because of snow, not once, and yet in other states I hear of them getting 10 inches of snow and closing roads and schools and the like. Its funny as hell to me because her, people just walk through shit like that, and drive, and go on with our lives. Its not really a big deal, I mean we get feet of snow at a time 4, 5, 6 + feet of snow and its no big deal. |
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That's pretty much my life. "just missed the explosion" |
the Challenger exploded, but I remember who I was sitting with: Tyson (who would later sleep with my girlfriend while I was away at college) and Angela. (my first girlfriend and the first girl I ever had sex with) So my memories of that explosion are inextricably bound to sex. |
blah. i just had georgia flashbacks which aren't very pretty. i recall waking up in my bed in georgia with my stepfather forcing his penis into my mouth. i was six years old when i first experienced oral sex. the fucker. |
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last year my mother told me he was dead. she could have been lying, but i guess it is best to believe that he died. i'm sorry for him. i hate him, but that entails love. what made him do it? i guess he must have been a sad fellow. |
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