Was planning to connect w/an old flame this past weekend....she pretty much blew me off w/o a single word. No big deal----when 6 pm rolls around I just decide, "fuggit", and go about my business....it's a good thing I didn't have any kind of an emotional investment in this. If there's one thing I've learned from my Ex it's that emotional investments don't pay. I can't count how many times back in the day I spent waiting for the promised phone call and hanging out in restaurants only to have the rendezvous go bust. I don't play that no mo'. So the Pugster didn't get his balls drained but hell with it----the New Year's disaster was more than enough fun....

Whine, whine, whine.

I hate this fucking life....

I repeat....whine, whine, whine.

Hey----fuck you, Pug----I've got a sounding board and I'm gonna use it.

EWWWWW, let's have a PITY PARTY!!!!!! POOR JILTED PUG!!!!!! Poor forsaken Pug!!!!!! My ass bleeds for you!!!!!!!EWWWWW, you're such a rock!!!!! EWWWW, you're so SENSITIVE!!!!!!! No one understands you!!! Your girlfriend dumps you!!! WAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! Kids are starving in Des Moines, Sphincter Boy....

Hey----I never asked for your fucking pity, Pug-------Just processing the noise in my head....if you don't like it, don't read it.

Oh, but I WANT to read it!!!!! I need to make myself feel superior by looking at people like you and listening to your self-absorbed horseshit.....

I like you, Pug.

Aw, thanks....you're sweet...

Shut up, Pug....

for th' record, i like you too, pug. i haven't said anything on this thread yet because i figure we've talked about a lot of this in person...but i just wanted to say that if you ever wanna bend my ear about any of this stuff, feel free. you know where to find me.

Man, fuck Pug...he's an idiot!

Hey, Pug....I never asked for your goddamn peanut gallery opinions!

Then why'd you post---thus ensuring I would read it?

I don't have to answer to you, Turdboy....this just happened to be CONVENIENT for me.....I process the shit by writing it out....

It excites me when Pug whines :)

It would excite me if Pug just shot himself in the head....

I hate that bastard----I really hate him.

this is a weird thread with seemingly someone being an ass.

i thought it was excellent

I love Pug,but I'm worried about him.

Yeah....I've been worried about Pug for quite some time.

I have 3 mirrors in my apartment....still trying to figure out whether I want to smash them or paint them black.....

Paint this WORLD black.

Y'know, Mister Whineypants, finally we're in agreement about SOMETHING!!!!!

Pug's the one who's being an ass....

YOU'RE being an ass!!!!!

Hey blue balls! Go take a cold shower!

Dumpster Boy----you can lick the sweat off the back of my blue balls!

That's tellin' him.

Shut up, Pug----I'm not done with you yet.

Ignore him, folks---he just likes to hear himself talk. He'll go away soon....

He needs some......soon! Sexual frustration is a terrible thing.

I'm a terrible thing....

I really like the way blue balled bastard sounds when cussing someone off.

Pug,why don't you consider coming and meeting us in New Orleans?

Oy....budget hassles. When is that?

midget assholes wha????

Hey,who you calling a midget?I'll have you know I stand a full 5"1,and can almost see over my stering wheel. Its looking like April 19th.

Shit....that's about too close for comfort....

I thought the New Orleans thing was the 28th.

No J,the Phx,Mexico thing is after the bird show,and New Orleans.New Orleans April 19th,bird show April 20-22nd.Then can fly out.The earliest I can leave for Phx will be April 23rd.Have to be back in La for May 1st at 7:00pm for work.Let me know,so I can book reservations.[sorry,but can't leave any earlier,I have too many babies I am hand feeding for the show]

Czarina,I'm going to book it for the 23'd through the 25th,we talked about this,I'm sorry I missed your phone calls but it's a zoo here now,with everyone staying here,I tried calling you,but the phone just rang and rang and if you have a answering machine it didn't come on.Then I sent you 2 e-mails to your hotmail account and they both came back,wtf? Pug,hang in there hon,I'll e-mail you when I have more time,but I have shit up to my ears going on today and my s/o's company dinner is tonight and I want to look extra good.

Great J! I just walked in,gota wash my hair,and feed babies,then I'll call.Go ahead and book.I'll try to fly in Sun night instead of Mon morn.

Nothing like some good ole' Multiple Personality Disorder to lighten up one's day. Pug I know your pain.

Pug, come down to New Orleans. Czarina and I ( and perhaps Antigone) will take turns shaking your hand, patting your back and kicking you square in the ass. It'll be fun!