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sorabji.com: What have you done?: only joe knows
THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016).

By Nate on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 02:40 am:

    anyone read WAYD?

    anyone have a clue?


By M on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 03:36 am:

    my guess?

    the earth continues to turn on its funny tilted axis

    we all go to work and wait for thursday happy hour

    then friday comes


By Cat on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 04:24 am:

    The daughter's name is Heather, I bet.

    And he thinks the post by "Heather" on WAYD was some kind of taunt or whatever.

    Oh and he's got a few roos loose in the top paddock too.


By semillama on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 08:59 am:

    That's great. How about, "His phazer's set on dumb"?

    It's funny how some people will come to a site like this and don't take the time to actually explore it. It gives me a new Pink boy to taunt, as well.


By Nate on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 11:13 am:

    he said something about posting a link to search for his daughter's name?

    maybe his daughter is katie holmes?


By semillama on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 02:07 pm:

    That posting a link reference was totally over my head.

    What a fool.


By Nate on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 05:07 pm:

    total fool.


By mr t on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 05:21 pm:

    dont you be taken my catchphrase now you fool


By Cat on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 07:45 pm:

    I love it when losers actually think they're fucking with us. In Joe's case, he must have a mighty small cock cause I'm certainly not feeling anything.

    Really we should ignore the idiots and let them just continue to hump the front door.


By agatha on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 09:55 pm:

    heh, hump the front door. THAT'S GODDAMN FUNNY!

    when my sister and i were younguns, we used to invent things that mister t would say, example:

    "i pity the roll! it's as hard as a rock! i pity the rocknroll!"

    or

    "i pity the house! it's on fire! i pity the firehouse!"

    it made for hours and hours of entertainment.

    Yeah, Joe seems to have some sort of alternately high/low self esteem fluctuation going on over there. he's not right in the haid, i suspect.


By Joe on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 11:05 pm:

    a post by nate on one of the message boards contains nothing execpt a link (is that clear enough?). when i click on that link, a search is run on my daughter's name (which is not heather). i don't like it.


By Czarina on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 11:17 pm:

    WTF are you talking about?
    Have you lost your daughter?


By Nate on Friday, June 15, 2001 - 01:31 am:

    show me. i have no recollection of doing this.


By moonit on Friday, June 15, 2001 - 01:55 am:

    Mr T. How can a man be so threating and so not all at once?


By semillama on Friday, June 15, 2001 - 09:18 am:

    Back it up, Joe. You're making a pretty serious and implausible claim, and such claims need hard evidence. We ain't trying to hear no jibba jabba!

    Plus, what's up with the other freak feebly taking potshots at Nate and my own bad self today?


By Antigonink on Friday, June 15, 2001 - 07:11 pm:

    Until you post a link to the link, it's only in your mind, Joe.

    Does that make it a think link?

    So, dethink the link so we can delink that think link.

    Dammit.


By Cat on Friday, June 15, 2001 - 09:56 pm:

    Do it before we blink, ya stinkn' fink or you'll get a mink on your pink dink.


By Chico on Friday, June 15, 2001 - 11:59 pm:

    hey, is that joe as in joe phurre?


By Chico on Saturday, June 16, 2001 - 12:01 am:

    oh sorry. was that out loud? never mind.


By Czarina on Saturday, June 16, 2001 - 01:38 pm:

    Me think this link,
    begat some stink.

    Which caused all of
    Sorabji,to pause and think.

    Except for Cat,
    who merely winked.

    The rest concluded,
    this cats a kink!

    Nate couldn't resist,
    to taunt this dink.

    While Sem thought....
    perhaps we've found
    the missing link!

    Czarina was wishing the fink
    was in her boat,knowing
    full well,he couldn't float
    and what a thrill to watch him sink!

    Dave wouldn't be bothered,
    so merely blinked.

    But Agatha knew best......
    this cats a Jinx.


By J on Saturday, June 16, 2001 - 02:45 pm:

    You should all be ashamed of yourselves,feeling smug?


By wisper on Saturday, June 16, 2001 - 02:47 pm:

    too much free time, Cza.
    dang.

    i'm loving this Joe thing. I've been bored round the olde strangle lately. Chosen One just doesn't do it for me anymore.


By Spunked out on Saturday, June 16, 2001 - 02:47 pm:

    I think I missed something


By wisper on Saturday, June 16, 2001 - 08:20 pm:

    that's what happens when you're spunked out.


By Joe on Sunday, June 17, 2001 - 02:25 am:

    ok nate, you win. your link initiates a search on whatever is in the "ctrl c" buffer. well done. i apologize for jumping to a conclusion but please understand that when i saw my daughter's name i was startled, given the fact that i don't even log on to the internet under my own name. since we were arguing at the time, i thought it was a retaliatory tactic. i'm sorry. i've made an ass of myself and had a jolly good time doing it.


By Joe on Sunday, June 17, 2001 - 02:26 am:

    but i'm still going to challenge mark whenever i choose.


By Cat on Sunday, June 17, 2001 - 04:14 am:

    Mark is not really fair game here. He can't defend himself without upsetting the equilibrium of the boards.

    The fact Mark lets you get away with your crap, says a lot about him. The fact you take advantage of that says a lot about you.


By wisper on Sunday, June 17, 2001 - 05:09 am:

    "The fact Mark lets you get away with your crap, says a lot about him."

    please tell me you're being funny.
    what? where have you been? Mark reads and posts like the rest of us. Less so, i imagine. What's with your current obsession with sorabji politics bullshit, anyway? there are no politics. Get over it already. Mark is hardly a ruthless master to those who would go against him. To my knowledge, only 2 or 3 people are blocked here (and even then, i don't know).
    And for that matter, what supposed crap are you talking about? Joe appologised for his mistake, and seems to be acting sane. For now. More than most of us. Leave him alone, damnit. If this is 'getting away with crap' i'd hate to think what you concider other not-so-sweet posters (clue: his name started with Oat...)
    Eat some hot fuck if it makes you feel better.

    dear god it's 5am.


By Cat on Sunday, June 17, 2001 - 06:53 am:

    Try some reading comprehension, Wisper. I'm actually saying Mark is anything but a ruthless master. Apart from his whip obsession of course, but that goes without saying.

    "And for that matter, what supposed crap are you talking about?"

    Maybe you didn't see Joe's post about Mark on WAYD? Here's some highlights:

    "who the hell do you think you are? you think you know everything about new york city but you don't know shit about anything. yeah, this web site is interesting but you are NOT "mr. new york city"...you make a lot of mistakes in your postings and your "big pictures" which only new yorkers would recognize. maybe that's why we don't see any postings about new york city from anyone who lives there,...only from you.

    i know this is exactly the type of thing you love to see and then ignore (oh yes, you're above the fray) but i am so sick of all this bullshit that i had to to say something."

    I always dine on hot fuck before bed. It's the reason I shit with such supreme confidence and regularity.


By Joe on Sunday, June 17, 2001 - 12:28 pm:

    and here's part of cat's retort:

    "If you had any degree of intellect you would know Mark had his steak knife out on New York."

    huh?

    funny, no one jumped in after my post and said, "hey, i'm from new york city and mark's ok."

    mark can say or do whatever he wants. i may or may not agree with him. sometimes, when i'm drunk, i get a little carried away. i thought this was a forum, not a temple.


By Nate on Sunday, June 17, 2001 - 01:01 pm:

    i don't even remember posting that kind of link, joe. but whatever. welcome to temple sorabji.

    you ass.


By Antigone on Sunday, June 17, 2001 - 03:23 pm:

    What the fuck? Of course this is a temple!


By pez on Sunday, June 17, 2001 - 04:33 pm:

    all praise....?

    what is this temple built for?


By Joe on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 02:58 am:

    here it is. go to "what have you done?" then go to "made an ass of myself and had a jolly good time doing it". then look for nate's post on 14 june at 12:24 am. his post is a link. if you click on it, you will get an "access forbidden" message. if you copy it into your address bar it will run a search on whatever you had in you "ctrl c" buffer.


By patrick on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 11:34 am:

    you still smell like dick joe.


By wisper on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 01:51 pm:

    joe, i'm inclined to think that this is what happened:
    you hit the link, which didn't work.
    you tried to copy the link, but hit ctrl and some other button instead of ctrl-c
    you went to the address bar, hit ctrl-v and your browser was forced to do a search with that info (which happened to be your daughters name)

    or like, you know, whatever.


By Spunked off on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 01:55 pm:

    What a crock of shit, Joe. That link was to pictures Nate posted for Czarina.
    Eat dick


By semillama on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 03:22 pm:

    This new Spunk thing is really you.


By Nate on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 03:22 pm:

    wisper's on target.

    but you're honest, joe. and you fessed up when you were wrong. you're level in my book.

    don't worry about the rest. i'm the only important one here.




By Blushing spunk on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 03:57 pm:

    Thank's Sem


By Nate on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 04:42 pm:

    i had a blushing spunk the other night.


By patrick on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 05:10 pm:

    heh


    its like you never had to use the kickstand on the ole love bike nate. good for you!


By Cat on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 05:26 pm:

    Backslapping cause Nate's got some thigh slapping?

    This is so highschool boy's locker room.


By patrick on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 05:28 pm:

    moreover cat you cranky ass...im commenting on the fact that within months of breaking off an engagement, he's not swarmed with self pity and is out there enjoying himself.



By Nate on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 05:34 pm:

    i was talking about beating off in a haze of sorrow. you guys have some serious problems.


By patrick on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 05:36 pm:

    see this on the other thread:

    "ever have a stretch of a few days where you feel like you've been to an orgy, but you've only been with one person?"

    made me think otherwise.



By Cat on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 05:41 pm:

    Sheesh, you think that's cranky?

    I find it amusing, is all.

    Oh never mind. I can't say any more without breaking a promise.


By Nate on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 05:44 pm:

    goddamnit. i am not talking about my sex life here.

    i'm making off color, off handed comments.

    you guys are going to get my ass kicked.


By Cat on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 05:51 pm:

    Like I'm going to stop if there's any chance of you getting your ass kicked.

    hehehhehe


By Cat on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 05:54 pm:

    So did the "blushing" refer to the hair colour of said spunk?


By J on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 05:55 pm:

    Whisper,you said what I wanted to say,but due to a madhouse couldn't finish what I wanted to say.I read Joe's post to Mark on the WAYD board and frankly it cracked me up,I could tell that Joe didn't see Mark's sarcasm,that's what was so funny,I can't speak for Mark,but I bet he thought it was funny too.When I think of how many times,I've gotten tanked up and posted something that I don't even remember till I read it the next day,whatever,Joe was a man about this and explained what happened,this was really between joe and Nate and they seem alright,I could see why Joe got paranoid,but I knew Nate wouldn't do something like Joe thought he did and there had to be an explanation.Let it be.


By wisper on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 05:55 pm:

    "ever have a stretch of a few days where you feel like you've been to an orgy, but you've only been with one person?"

    see, he's talking about himself here.
    it's all so clear to me now.....


By Nate on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 06:10 pm:

    spunk doesn't have hair. that's fucking nasty, cat.


By patrick on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 06:20 pm:

    like we can be responsible for the ambiguity of your statements.


By Cat on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 06:22 pm:

    Australian dictionary - spunk (n): hot sheila, also attractive bonkable woman.


By Nate on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 06:25 pm:

    US dictionary - spunk 1. (n): semen 2. (v): the act of ejaculation.


By patrick on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 06:32 pm:

    and on that note...spunkmonkey will probably change his name now that that has been spelled out.


    thanks alot cat.


By heather on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 06:34 pm:

    i like cat's definition better


By Dougie on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 06:45 pm:

    Several I might suggest to the Spunkster if he's going to change his name:

    Chunkymonkey
    MojoTheHelperMonkey
    SgtPeppersLonelyMonkey
    DaddyMonkey
    TheMonkee
    Cornelius
    Monkeys R Us
    Semirilla


By Nate on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 06:57 pm:

    nobody's changing their name.

    jesus christ. this has all gone too far.


By Cat on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 07:06 pm:

    Nah, there's hardly any blood on the floor yet.

    So can I just clarify - your orgy comment - that was also about masturbation and not about any blushing spunks?


By Nate on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 07:09 pm:

    could you hand me that shovel?


By agatha on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 07:10 pm:

    nate is SO obvious, f'shur!

    everytime you use the word sheila, i think of our mourned friend sheila who used to amuse us here. i miss sheila.


By Dougie on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 07:12 pm:

    Why is she mourned, agatha?


By Nate on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 07:17 pm:

    i tried, agatha. i tried. goddamnit.


By Dougie on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 07:28 pm:

    I wager that Spunkrat will change his to MojoTheHelperMonkey. Any takers?


By wisper on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 07:31 pm:

    pray.....for.....mojo.....

    i like the constanly changing Spunk+ending.


By Spunky for ever on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 08:05 pm:

    SPKANKMYSPUNKMONKEY


By Spunkuism on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 08:14 pm:

    The Spunk Library collects and distributes literature in electronic format, with an emphasis on anarchism and related issues. For a more complete description of what Spunk is about you can view the Spunk Manifesto.


By agatha on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 08:16 pm:

    i saw that, nate. you did try. i liked it when you recently used the word "tiresome", by the way. that's a drastically underused word, in my opinion.

    sheila is mourned because she stopped posting here, and she always had the best stories.


By Nate on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 09:22 pm:

    i don't know what to do agatha. i'm not going to flat out say anything. and heather sure as hell isn't going to say anything.

    i guess i'll just keep dropping vague hints and hope someone understands.


By Suspiciousspunk on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 09:48 pm:

    Nate,
    What are you up to????
    Heather?


By Blushing Spunk on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 09:50 pm:

    You slut, Nate. You were with me only a few days ago and now you're with this Heather?

    Can't you even be faithful to your own hand?


By Cat on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 10:32 pm:

    Hey J, since you raise the subject of Joe...I thought his apology to Mark was really big of him and I was touched by his heartfelt assurances that he would leave Mark out of it in future.

    I'm sure Mark finds it hillarious when people come on his personal website and pour unprovoked shit all over him whenever they get drunk. In fact, I bet he's still chuckling over being called an arrogant loser.

    And if Mark doesn't like it, we can always go and post on Joe's site and abuse him when we get on the turps. I'm sure Joe's a really nice guy and would just shut up if anyone said anything nasty to him.


By Confused spunk on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 10:37 pm:

    Hey, wtf? who did that???/


By Spyspunk on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 10:39 pm:

    shame shame kitty kitty


By Cat on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 11:00 pm:

    You stole the spunkrat name from me, Spunkthief.

    (I nearly did a tongue poking out smilie, but I thought it would turn the artist formerly known as Trace on and I wouldn't want that :p)


By Czarina on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 11:03 pm:

    Shit! I spend a long weekend in a psychiatric hospital,I come back,and now I'm wondering if Joe is my father?


By patrick on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 11:38 am:


    WAIT A MINUTE??

    its hard nate to discern when you are bullshitting or actually implying something serious.

    agatha, nate is only obvious when others are in on it, which appears you and cat are...with this talk of breakign promises and what not.

    airport

    weekend

    one person

    what did you and heather hook up nate?


By Spunklost on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 11:53 am:

    Is this Joe's daughter that he is looking for?
    WTF? Did you kidnap her?


By Spunkomatic on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 11:55 am:

    "You stole the spunkrat name from me, Spunkthief. " That is why I really was not sure if I was going to use it.
    Don't worry, I am not into beastiality (?)


By Nate on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 01:17 pm:

    cat: the markness has abandoned us. there is no mark. there is only the shell of what life we once knew. sorabji is dead. we await the apocalypse. we await the second coming of the markness.

    but we wait in vain.


By patrick on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 01:31 pm:

    so.......


By Czarina on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 02:00 pm:

    Oh,be careful Nate!



    Mark is EVERYWHERE.


By Spunky on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 02:01 pm:

    Nate,
    Are you saying that I am contributing to the death of sorabji????


By Rev. nate llc on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 02:28 pm:

    DO NOT CONFUSE SORABJI.COM WITH SORABJI. SORABJI IS DEAD.


By Cat on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 04:19 pm:

    Sorabji is alive and bitching.

    If he was nicer to me and would stop holding out on the nakey pics, I would post something about his fantastic staying power.

    Nate is dead. Long live Nate Playstation II


By Nate on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 04:29 pm:

    No! you are the false prophet!

    sorabji is dead! we have been abandoned!


By semillama on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 04:37 pm:

    Chill out, it's only for tax purposes.


By Reverend Spunky on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 04:37 pm:

    are you 128 bit now, Nate?


By Nate on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 04:51 pm:

    1024


By semillama on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 04:57 pm:

    Read Cryptonomicon yet?


By Cat on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 05:04 pm:

    Hey Semi Wemi, how's the dating thing going? Got any victims yet? Maybe you should start a thread to keep us up to date.

    I just go so giggly at the thought of romance. Ask Nate what I was like when I found out about him and Heather (using my super-mindreading abilities of course - in other words, suckering Nate when he was drunk).


By Nate on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 05:06 pm:

    cat has some mean journalistic tendencies.


By Czarina on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 05:09 pm:

    Yes,and thats why I'm so damn fond of her.


By patrick on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 05:32 pm:

    i feel so left out of this internet dating whohaw


By Dougie on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 05:37 pm:

    So divorce your wife and get in on the fun.


By patrick on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 06:20 pm:

    no i feel left out easily.


    i learned a long time ago its fools errand to act on any such thing.


By Nate on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 07:55 pm:

    i feel left nut easily. fork fuck enter ring when went curly farsi.


By Moji on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 07:58 pm:

    shalom motherfucker!


By agatha on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 08:36 pm:

    i'm reading cryptonomicon right now.

    i don't think mark is nice to anyone for too long. it would soil his image.


By semillama on Wednesday, June 20, 2001 - 09:15 am:

    I will update anyone interested or bored on thmy datingsituation as soon as it changes...which hasn't happened yet. If this service panned out, I'll pissed I spent $XXXX on it.


By bizarro on Wednesday, June 20, 2001 - 10:01 am:

    i'll pissed, too.

    what waste money.


By Mespunk on Wednesday, June 20, 2001 - 10:12 am:

    especially pan out


By semillama on Wednesday, June 20, 2001 - 10:30 am:

    And of course, the missing words were "be," "a" and "of"! Thanks for playing the English Language!


By Spunky on Wednesday, June 20, 2001 - 10:55 am:

    why would you be pissed if it panned out? I thought it would piss you off if it did not pan out


By Spider on Wednesday, June 20, 2001 - 11:16 am:

    Sem...what numbers go under those Xs?


By patrick on Wednesday, June 20, 2001 - 11:30 am:

    oh sem!!! dammit! please don't confirm you paid 4 digits for a dating service.


By semillama on Wednesday, June 20, 2001 - 11:31 am:

    I meant that if it doesn't pan out, and sorry, spider, I am not disclosing ho wmuch I spent on it. Suffice to say that it was a lot more than I expected, but I sweet talked them down quite a lot too.

    Having a brain fart kind of day here. Sort of just killing time before our big meeting today.
    I am listening tot he new Gorillaz album, which is pretty good. I can't play it in my computer, though, because something is not compatible with the enhanced bit.


By Patrick on Wednesday, June 20, 2001 - 12:00 pm:

    If I knew the answer to the small amulets desire, then I wouldn't be holding court in the recess of Joe's mind now would I? Sem, to upgrade to Gorillaz enhanced bit server you must sit and spin while chewing black jack and watching price.


By semillama on Wednesday, June 20, 2001 - 01:17 pm:

    God damn it.


By Nate on Wednesday, June 20, 2001 - 01:53 pm:

    i'd like a pack of black jack right about now.

    hmm.


By Spunky on Wednesday, June 20, 2001 - 01:57 pm:

    yuck. tastes too much like black liccorice


By Nate on Wednesday, June 20, 2001 - 02:02 pm:

    you have a problem with blacks?


By wisper on Wednesday, June 20, 2001 - 06:15 pm:

    the enhanced shit on the Gorillaz cd sucks, too.
    What's with advertising these cds as 'enhanced' when it just plays some useless movie that doesn't impress at all, then it just opens your browser and shows you some hidden website you could have found on your own.

    FUCK YOU, YOU CARTOON ASSES!


By Chewing spunky on Wednesday, June 20, 2001 - 07:42 pm:

    No, ass nate
    Black Jack, Clove, and Beemans Pepsin flavors
    are/were NASTY gum


By Joe on Thursday, May 23, 2002 - 02:24 am:

    boy, it is interesting to come back almost one year later and see what has transpired.


By The Watcher on Wednesday, May 29, 2002 - 06:24 pm:

    Nothing.

    We're all still crazy!!!


By Joe on Thursday, May 30, 2002 - 12:31 am:

    boy, are you right!


By J on Thursday, May 30, 2002 - 02:25 am:

    I lost Alecia,I lost my mother,I lost my cat,in a year.I'm really losing it.


By eri on Thursday, May 30, 2002 - 12:39 pm:

    I am with you J. I totally understand. I wasn't here two years ago to compare to, but last year sucked ass. I lost my Grandma, my uncle, by nephew got severly beaten up and just when I thought it was over my cousin's fiancee was killed in a car accident and she was badly hurt. I hope things are getting better for you. I am just getting lonlier and more depressed as time goes by.


By Joe on Friday, May 31, 2002 - 03:30 am:

    eri, i understand what is happening to you and i sympathize. i spent almost an hour on the phone today with my aunt (my deceased father's sister) and i feel like i have to do whatever it takes to see my relatives both here and in europe asap or there won't be anyone left to see. it's one thing to take getting older in your stride. it's another to try to come to grips with the fact that all of your older relatives are dying.


By eri on Friday, May 31, 2002 - 12:00 pm:

    I don't know if it is a matter of dealing with the mortality of my aging family, so much, but the circumstances of some and the relationships with others. My Grandmother was my closest friend and we hand an amazing bond. We would know what the other was thinking without a word, like we could read each others minds, and we always supported and lifted each other up. We talked EVERY SINGLE DAY at least twice, and just hung out all of the time, shopped, everything. I ended up being the person who took her everywhere (she never learned to drive) and I lost my closest friend (completely different that my relationship with spunky not berating it or anything like that) and my daily routine ended and I had so much less to do. My cousin is more like my baby sister and I loved watching her get away from the drugs and abuse that were so abundant where she lived and losing her fiancee set her back and it hurt that I couldn't be there to help her or say goodbye to Jay.

    My uncle was comletely different. He was married to my aunt, so he was uncle by marriage. When I was 16 my aunt mysteriously died by her oxygen tank getting unplugged. He said that she did it, but she couldn't get out of bed to pee so I don't think she could have, and I have always been suspicious of the woman he was having an affair with at the time. He married her and they had a son. He lost the family business (bail bonds) and his health was getting worse (diabetes, he lost a toe). One night he kept begging his daughter (Jennifer Lopez) not to leave him. He was in the hot tub on the patio outside the kitchen. He was found the next morning sitting on the floor, back against the refrigerator dead. No one could explain it or determine what happened. They found a large bump and bruise on the back of his head like he had been hit by something and questioned Marge (the whore he married) but left it at that. She has been suspected in two deaths of family members and has now found God. One questionable death was weird, but two?

    It's like a frickin soap opera. Though I am sure that what you said was part of it, because I have a lot of fears about my father right now, there is so much making it all so muddled and confused. At least there hasn't been any major tragedy since the new year, but then again my parents are talking about giving Christopher back to my sister and her husband, so there may be another death this year, I hope not, but still could be. I hate child abusers and murderers.


By Joe on Saturday, June 1, 2002 - 01:57 am:

    eri, if you believe your nephew is being abused, do something about it. you obviously care about children and their development. take action.


By Joe on Thursday, September 19, 2002 - 01:50 am:

    hey, cat. didn't see your post from 18 june 2001 until just now. you said that mark probably laughs when people get drunk and rave on him on his "personal" web site. there is nothing personal about the internet. if mark chooses to maintain this site he will have to accept input from anyone who wanders in. also, i would remind you that "drunken ramblings" is one of the most popular strings on this site. and yes, i am a really nice guy but i won't shut up if someone says something nasty to me. sorry.


By heather on Thursday, September 19, 2002 - 02:03 am:

    way to be a proper ass

    yuck, joe

    yuck


By J on Thursday, September 19, 2002 - 02:15 am:

    Joe is a nice guy,trust me.


By Joe on Friday, September 20, 2002 - 01:46 am:

    thank you, j. yuck you, heather!


By Joe on Monday, October 21, 2002 - 01:52 am:

    you know,...it's amusing that the name of my fiancee's retarded daughter is HEATHER. back at the beginning of this string cat was certain that my daughter's name was heather. she thought i couldn't differentiate between my own daughter (whose name you never knew) and the "sorabji heather". you folks are not correct all the time! isn't that a shame?


By dave. on Monday, October 21, 2002 - 02:00 am:

    drat!


By heather on Wednesday, October 23, 2002 - 03:40 am:

    double drat


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