Committed sins against grammar

sorabji.com: What have you done?: Committed sins against grammar
By Cat on Wednesday, June 27, 2001 - 05:50 pm:

    It's been forever since my last confession. I am very sorry for having offended thee. These are my grammar sins:

    1) I wantonly abuse contractions, creating unnatural contractions on plural words.

    2) I use "that" in vain

    3) I have failed to honour plain simple writing and used commas as if they were on a stocktake sale.

    4) I sometimes split my infinitives.

    5) I can't spell suprise or truely or flem.

By pez on Wednesday, June 27, 2001 - 06:27 pm:

    surprise
    truly
    phlegm