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By pez on Monday, August 13, 2001 - 06:18 pm:

    i never really had a bicycle past the age of
    twelve. i'd grown out of them too fast, broken
    them.

    so anyway, i'd use my mom's bike. she never
    rode it. beautiful, bright green 21-speed fuji.

    so anyway, on the fourth of july, 1999, i rode it
    down to the store and back, we needed
    groceries before going to the fireworks and i
    didn't have my licence yet.

    the damn thing kept on slipping the chain.
    once. twice. then *snap* the derailer broke.

    my mom said i could have it if i went to get it
    fixed. even so, it sat in the shop for over two
    years.

    today, i pulled it out and took it to the repair
    shop. after 30 minutes and $18, i am the
    proud owner of an excellent bicycle.

    yay!


By patrick on Monday, August 13, 2001 - 06:44 pm:

    so where will you go?


By pez on Monday, August 13, 2001 - 07:14 pm:

    nowhere, yet. it's stuck in the backseat of my car which is in a parking garage.

    but i intend to ride it everday and build up my legs so i can use it after i leave home and can't afford a car anymore.

    i need to get a helmet.


By TBone on Monday, August 13, 2001 - 10:52 pm:

    Helmet good. You don't want to be an organ donor early.

    I used to bike everywhere. Yesterday, I decided that I needed to start biking to work again. It's been about a month. The last time I biked, my old, weak outer tire let a bubble of inner tube out and it went off like a gunshot.

    I replaced both, and rode home. Today, that tire is completely flat because the tube's connection to the valve was defective.

    Going to have to get another damned tube tomorrow.


By pez on Monday, August 13, 2001 - 11:18 pm:

    my legs are too damn weak.

    i biked down to safeway (1/2 mile) and back. except i had to walk the last big hill.

    i'm going to bike to safeway and back every day until i can do the whole way and then i'll try albertson's.


By patrick on Tuesday, August 14, 2001 - 11:14 am:

    helmets are for dorks.


By Czarina on Tuesday, August 14, 2001 - 11:48 am:

    I think you mean "helmets are for gorks",thats what we call brain dead patients,that didn't wear helmets.


By patrick on Tuesday, August 14, 2001 - 11:55 am:

    no. i just know that when i was kid, riding bikes no one wore helmets, and if they did, they were made fun of. its in no way denial of the potential a helmet has to save someones life. the trick is just not to ride where cars are.

    whats next...helmets to cross the street?


By Hal on Tuesday, August 14, 2001 - 11:56 am:

    Need like a BIG helmet... Those are the best...


By J on Tuesday, August 14, 2001 - 12:01 pm:

    I don't like seeing kids ride skateboards or those skooters,skates, without them either.


By Czarina on Tuesday, August 14, 2001 - 12:02 pm:

    Yes,a brain like Patricks,needs protecting.


By patrick on Tuesday, August 14, 2001 - 12:04 pm:

    when i skated, i only wore them on half pipes. To street skate I never wore them, they were too inhibiting. I only fractured my ankle once, no pad would have prevented that.


By Czarina on Tuesday, August 14, 2001 - 12:07 pm:

    See?


By J on Tuesday, August 14, 2001 - 12:08 pm:

    That creep Jerry that I kicked out of my house skateboards with out a helmet,he also had a steel plate in his head from a skateboard accident,I don't know if that's why he's so stupid,or from sniffing glue and inhalents,but he has an I.Q. lower than a tennis score.


By pez on Tuesday, August 14, 2001 - 01:22 pm:

    it's illegal to ride a bicycle in oregon if you're under the age of 18 and are not wearing a helmet.

    i actually have a helmet, but it's the one i used when i was six years and and it was supposed to be replaced back in '91.

    i've been in a baaaad accidents where i managed to scrape knees, elbows, hands, chin, forehead and sprain a wrist all at once. thank goodness i was wearing a helmet that time.

    barky dogs + gravel + bicyclists = bad bad awful.


By TBone on Tuesday, August 14, 2001 - 01:28 pm:

    My girlfriend was hit by a car while she was biking a year or so ago. Damn that scared me.


By pez on Tuesday, August 14, 2001 - 01:29 pm:

    i can imagine.

    bicycles ain't got no seatbelts! nor airbags for that matter.


By patrick on Tuesday, August 14, 2001 - 01:34 pm:

    why on earth would ever bike on the same road that cars travel on?


    thats idiocy.

    Bicycles arent cars and don't belong on the same pavement cars are on.


By pez on Tuesday, August 14, 2001 - 01:40 pm:

    well, most areas don't have private bike trails.

    boring (ok damascus) has MAYBE one quarter mile of sidewalks total.

    so its either cutting through people's fenced yards or taking the road.

    for bicycling or walking or driving. there's no other way, really.

    don't you live in l.a.? major cities are more likely to have bike trails and bike lanes than a small shit town like mine.


By Hal on Tuesday, August 14, 2001 - 01:49 pm:

    Actually, helmets do inhibit your ability to hear and your paripharal vision, but they aren't a bad idea.

    Just have to be smarter then the guy driving the car which shouldn't be too hard.

    And what the fuck is wrong with steel plates in the head?


By patrick on Tuesday, August 14, 2001 - 02:01 pm:

    yes pez i live in LA.


    I was just reminded of this when i went downstairs to have a smoke and im greeted by about 4000 fans/tourists and paparazzi...oh and nic cage getting his hands and feet imprinted on the sidewalk.


    but back to bikes. yes there are tons of bike paths, and i ride on sidewalks. also in my neighborhood we have designated bike lanes up and down sunset blvd. a lane between parked cars and traffic. even with that, i prefer to bike on the sidewalk. I prefer to bike in neighborhoods as opposed to main streets.


By agatha on Tuesday, August 14, 2001 - 02:04 pm:

    it's illegal to bike on the sidewalk. at least in washington.


By TBone on Tuesday, August 14, 2001 - 02:06 pm:

    It's illegal to bike on the sidewalks here. She had a green light. They other guy had a red. She had a headlight and a tail light.
    And he'd been drinking.

    And some people don't have cars. Biking in town may seem like idiocy to you, where you are, but there are more bikes than people in this city. They are an accepted and encouraged form of transportation. Most main streets have bike lanes.
    You have to register your bikes here. Cops will stop you if you bike at night without a headlight. That's a law too.

    Most mike helmets don't effect your vision. Good ones, anyway.


By J on Tuesday, August 14, 2001 - 02:37 pm:

    Nothing personal Hal,I just don't like Jerry.It must have been the glue and the inhalents,not the steel plate.


By J on Tuesday, August 14, 2001 - 03:48 pm:

    It's against the law to ride bikes on the sidewalks here to,some streets have bike lanes,Heather was at a stop light a few years ago and saw a girl get hit on her bike,she died.My husband use to work with a man that rode his bike to work,you ever see those big trucks with the extended rear veiw mirrors?One passed him and one of the mirrors hit him and he was killed.


By patrick on Tuesday, August 14, 2001 - 04:03 pm:

    law or no law. im riding on the sidewalk. no one has ever given me shit for being the sidewalk.


By Alex on Tuesday, August 14, 2001 - 05:15 pm:

    Its illegal to ride on the pavement(sidewalk) here, the police stop you.

    I allways wear a helmet now,. This time last year i was cyling back from the shop after having my bike serviced, for the seccond time, when, in my street, i discovered they hadnt fixed the gears properly AGAIN! when i hit a car, went over the handlebars and into the back corner of the car. I was apparently unconscious when a neighbour found me. I was taken to hospital, had to have brain scans etc and went unconscious a couple more times, had to spend a day and night on the high dependancy ward, and 4 days in hospital, instead of going on holiday to Center Parcs!

    Now i have a really good looking helmet(Bell), it doesnt restrict my views, or hearing, and its quite slimline. Id rather look dumb than be dumb as a result of another accident.

    I love cyling, but unfortunately my Freewheel and chain need replacing and I need a new bottom bracket as the bearings are worn, and I cant afford it at the moment!


By Platypus on Tuesday, August 14, 2001 - 09:14 pm:

    It's illegal to bike on the sidewalks here.

    Furthermore, there are no bike paths, so one is forced to venture onto the open road, which is heavily populated with hicks, facists, and...SUVs!


By Czarina on Tuesday, August 14, 2001 - 11:55 pm:

    Alex,it might be prudent for you to find a new repair shop.

    You can ride your bikes anywhere,here.Even through the drive thru bars.You just have to be careful,and dodge all the coon-ass drunks.


By pez on Wednesday, August 15, 2001 - 02:46 am:

    we have no cops in town, all we have are county sheriffs and they don't fucking care.

    i've got head and tail lights for my bike. i'm going to get a couple thingys to keep the rain off the tires and a shelf to go on the back so i can keep saddlebags.

    but man oh man is my butt sore. it's good for me though. exercise! gotta love it.

    gonna get my helmet on saturday so i'll be safer.


By semillama on Wednesday, August 15, 2001 - 08:53 am:

    Keeping bikes off the sidewalks makes no sense, in light of the relative dangers involved. Sure, it would suck to get hit by a bike while ambling down the cement, but you'd probably walk away from it. A bike getting hit by a car probably equals death for the cyclist. I only ride on the street on side streets that aren't busy and have a 25mph limit. If it's a major road or a busy one, I stick to the sidewalks and damn the law.


By TBone on Wednesday, August 15, 2001 - 10:16 am:

    The only places in town where it gets dangerous for a bike are the narrow streets of downtown and anywhere there's construction. Drivers from town are generally really good about bikes. It gets bad for a month or so after the university starts up though.

    A lot of bikers aren't so great about the peds though. I haven't hit any myself, but I've seen quite a few. A lot of the bikers around here seem to have some sort of animoscity toward peds. Probably has something to do with getting kicked off the sidewalks.

    I'm always impressed by the die-hards who bike all year around. Studded bike tires or bike tire chains... Bundled so much you're surprised they can see...


By patrick on Wednesday, August 15, 2001 - 11:56 am:

    in general bikers are assholes. they want the same respect as autos but break the laws the autos have to obey all the damn time.

    we've talked about the san francisco bikers...critical mass people before. Bunch of arrogant ass fucks.

    If you are going to bike, you bike to a different set of laws. You can go places cars can't. You arent a threat to cars. Fuck riding on the street with traffic stopping at all the lights. Ride where you can to stay alive. Cut through parks driveways and sidewalks. run stop signs if safe use alleys, ride the shoulder down a one way street. Bunny hop the sidewalk. Jump the handicap ramps. I bike like i used to skate.


By pez on Wednesday, August 15, 2001 - 02:25 pm:

    most motorists are pretty good around here, they see bicyclists as a curiosity for the most part.

    they slow down behind you and pass when the going's good.

    i once had someone honk at me, years ago, when i had no clue they were there. nearly jumped out of my skin.


By patrick on Wednesday, August 15, 2001 - 02:27 pm:

    i would never ride with traffic on a road the speed limit is more than 25mph. thats suicide.


By pez on Wednesday, August 15, 2001 - 02:33 pm:

    you live in l.a. where there's other options.

    i live on a dead-end street. the only outlet is to a major road that runs from damascus to portland, the speed limit being 45 miles per hour. don't want to bike on this road? fine, walk or drive.

    i've ridden along the highway too, but the shoulder is much wider and i use the crosswalk.


By TBone on Wednesday, August 15, 2001 - 04:11 pm:

    I bike all the time on 35 and 45 mph streets. But I'd like to think I'm good at it. I'm pretty demanding for space on the road, and I tend to get it. At the same time, I bike like I'm invisible, so I keep good tabs on where everyone's at. It's actually a lot easier to get through traffic on a bike than in a car, if you know what you're doing.

    No cars have ever hit me, and I've only hit one. And that was because someone saw me, freaked, and did the worst possible thing, which was slam the brakes.
    I was counting on that old lady to not see me and just keep on going.


By bell_jar on Wednesday, August 15, 2001 - 05:12 pm:

    i rode a bike drunk once.

    apparently a one time mayor of lawrence, ks was arrested or ticketed for riding a bike while intoxicated.


By Alex on Thursday, August 16, 2001 - 03:42 pm:

    I often ride on roads where the speed limit is 50Mph, cos there aren't many cycle lanes in Hitchin. But in Nottinham, where I am at Uni there are lanes everywhere, and traffic lights along the lanes that stop the cars automatically for bikes! Here it is illegal to clycle at night without cylce lights, well actually you only need either front or back ones, i cant remember which is manditory. Im usually ver sensible on the roads, allthough, when on campus i do take more risks(allthough only in slow moving traffic), for example when the traffic is bad, i often go on the wrong side of the road to get past the ques of cars, cut cars up etc because it annoys me the way the allways try to get past you even if you are doing the same speed as the car in front, which is often the case there as it is quite hilly.


By sarah on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 - 02:26 pm:


By la on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 - 08:56 pm:

    i think my housemate just submitted a film to it last week.

    the bicycle film festival came to portland for the first time last year and didn't do as well as they'd hoped. portland's a smaller city than what they normally show in, the theater was waaay uphill from most of the city, too many programs to choose from, etc.

    we already have filmed by bike (based in portland, something i try to volunteer for every year), bike pron and a multitude of other bicycle-related entertainments here. oh well.

    how's babyland? my cousin's expecting in august (the first portland baby in six years) and she's glowing.


By sarah on Thursday, March 20, 2008 - 12:30 am:


    i thought you wrote

    bike porn

    which would be totally awesome.


    babyland is glorious, actually. it's really tough, but it's just getting better and better. she's like a little person now, with preferences and a personality. she's a party girl, hates to stay at home and gets fussy and bored. so we go out a lot. keeps us both happy and amused.

    is your cousin having a boy or girl?

    my sister is due late august too.





By la on Wednesday, March 26, 2008 - 04:35 am:

    bike porn is for real. my friend phil's taking it on tour right now... bikesmut.com

    nobody knows yet, so far we know it's a baby.

    it's funny, a generation ago nobody would find out these things ahead of time... i guess it's good to take a look and make sure the baby's healthy, but mystery's good too.


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