they've done it! the wars can end!


sorabji.com: What have you done?: they've done it! the wars can end!
By Nate on Wednesday, January 23, 2002 - 08:19 pm:

    http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20020122/lf/ireland_invention_dc_1.html

    this is a very exciting time friends!

    in a short time we will see
    millions of dollars return to the people!

    no longer will children go hungry!
    one man has solved the arab wars!

    fantastic proof of amazing things!
    one man's dream has become
    one man's reality! this is the
    latest nail in the coffin of the rich!


By semillama on Wednesday, January 23, 2002 - 09:46 pm:

    "If the Jasker men really are onto something, it
    could be the most important Irish invention
    since Guinness. "

    I wouldn't go that far...


By Czarina on Thursday, January 24, 2002 - 09:48 am:

    I'm moving my stock from K-Mart to Jaskers.


By patrick on Thursday, January 24, 2002 - 11:37 am:

    i;m still waiting for my anti-matter warp core to be built so i can power my rocketship.


By ... on Thursday, January 24, 2002 - 04:35 pm:

    That's why Enron went belly-up!

    ...really people, Cold Fusion rocks.


By Nate on Thursday, January 24, 2002 - 05:12 pm:

    ``Perpetual motion is impossible. This is a self-sustaining unit which at the same time provides surplus electrical energy,''


By wisper on Thursday, January 24, 2002 - 05:16 pm:

    check out that picture. the greatest invention in
    the history of man, right beside a white plastic
    lawn chair.
    That's just how i imagined it ;)


By The Watcher on Thursday, January 24, 2002 - 05:19 pm:

    Until I learn more I'll keep my utilities fund.


By Nate on Thursday, January 24, 2002 - 06:26 pm:

    c'mon watcher. this is fucking incredible!