Dear God


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By spunky on Tuesday, November 19, 2002 - 10:44 pm:

    DEAR GOD


    Why didn't you save the school children at . . .
    a.. Moses Lake, Washington 2/2/96
    b.. Bethel, Alaska 2/19/97
    c.. Pearl, Mississippi 10/1/97
    d.. West Paducah, Kentucky 12/1/97
    e.. Stamps, Arkansas 12/15/97
    f.. Jonesboro, Arkansas 3/24/98
    g.. Edinboro, Pennsylvania 4/24/98
    h.. Fayetteville, Tennessee 5/19/98
    i.. Springfield, Oregon 5/21/98
    j.. Richmond, Virginia 6/15/98
    k.. Littleton, Colorado 4/20/99
    l.. Taber, Alberta, Canada 5/28/99
    m.. Conyers, Georgia 5/20/99
    n.. Deming, New Mexico 11/19/99
    o.. Fort Gibson, Oklahoma 12/6/99
    p.. Santee, California 3/5/01 and
    q.. El Cajon, California 3/22/01?
    Sincerely,
    Concerned Student


    Dear Concerned Student:
    I am not allowed in schools.

    Sincerely,
    God

    Let's see, I think it started when Madeline
    Murray O'Hare complained she didn't want any prayer in our schools.
    And we said, OK...


    Then, someone said you better not read the Bible
    in school, the Bible that says "thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbors as yourself,"

    And we said, OK...


    Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our
    children when they misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem.

    And we said, an expert should know what he's
    talking about so we won't spank them anymore...


    Then someone said teachers and principals better
    not discipline our children when they misbehave. And the school administrators said no faculty member in this school better touch a student when they misbehave because we don't want any bad publicity, and we surely don't want to be sued.

    And we accepted their reasoning...


    Then someone said, let's let our daughters have
    abortions if they want, and they won't even have to tell their parents.

    And we said, that's a grand idea...


    Then some wise school board member said, since
    boys will be boys and they're going to do it anyway, let's give our sons all the condoms they want, so they can have all the fun they desire, and we won't have to tell their parents they got them at school.

    And we said, that's another great idea...


    Then some of our top elected officials said it
    doesn't matter what as long as we do our jobs.

    And we said, it doesn't matter what anybody,
    including the President, does in private as long as we have jobs and the economy is good...


    And someone else took that appreciation a step
    further and published pictures of nude children and then stepped further still by making them available on the Internet.

    And we said, everyone's entitled to free speech...


    And the entertainment industry said, let's make
    TV shows and movies that promote profanity, violence and illicit sex...
    And let's record music that encourages rape, drugs, murder, and suicide,
    And we said, it's just entertainment and it has
    no adverse effect and nobody takes it seriously anyway, so go right ahead...



    Now we're asking ourselves why our children have
    no conscience, why they don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, classmates or even themselves.

    And yet, a group of Muslims felt so strongly about their beliefs that they were willing to kill themselves and 3,000 other people for them.
    Then we taught our children it was our fault, because we were not tolerant of their religious beliefs. They only bad religion is Christianity.

    Undoubtedly, if we thought about it long and hard
    enough, we could figure it out. I'm sure it has a great deal to do with...
    "WE REAP WHAT WE SOW,"


By dave on Tuesday, November 19, 2002 - 11:11 pm:

    ewww.


By trace on Tuesday, November 19, 2002 - 11:19 pm:

    I am not an active christian, but this did catch my attention.


By semillama on Wednesday, November 20, 2002 - 08:52 am:

    I hope it caught your attention for all the fallacies.


By Nigel Mason on Wednesday, November 20, 2002 - 08:57 am:

    Dear God,

    Where were you when those little black girls were killed in that church? You are allowed in there aren't you?

    (and yes, I read past that part but


By Nigel on Wednesday, November 20, 2002 - 08:58 am:

    I don't have time for the rest. dave. expressed my feelings nicely.


By patrick on Wednesday, November 20, 2002 - 11:30 am:

    ugh.


    what a hunk of poop.

    what a hunk of silly silly silly poop that floats around in emails.

    my sister and mother know better than to forward this crap to me.


By spunky on Wednesday, November 20, 2002 - 11:32 am:

    I wish my mother did.

    I wanted to torment you all with it.


By semillama on Wednesday, November 20, 2002 - 12:03 pm:

    Hee hee. good one.


By trace on Wednesday, November 20, 2002 - 02:02 pm:

    Misery loves company


By wisper on Wednesday, November 20, 2002 - 02:04 pm:

    AHAHAHAHAahahahhaahahaAHAHA!!!
    LOL!!!


    hillarious, that was.


By YoDaMan on Wednesday, November 20, 2002 - 02:56 pm:

    Right, you are.


By Joe on Monday, November 25, 2002 - 01:52 am:

    who da man? yoda man!


By wisper on Monday, November 25, 2002 - 12:08 pm:

    that is the worst commercial. I don't know why they bother even advertising it. They could just have a shot of the box and say "BUY THIS NOW" and they'd still break sales records.


By trace on Monday, November 25, 2002 - 12:18 pm:

    I love Yoda doing the Matrix thing on the movie though. I realize some people thought it was a cheap rip off, and it problably was, but damn did he kick some sith ass! I cannot wait to get that for my birthday. The only thing that is good about turning 30.


By patrick on Monday, November 25, 2002 - 01:16 pm:

    i saw that movie recently and thought it the biggest piece of shit yet.


By trace on Monday, November 25, 2002 - 01:45 pm:

    Good for you. I still love it.


By Joe on Tuesday, November 26, 2002 - 01:37 am:

    yoda is supposed to be a jedi master. why can't he kick some ass? i loved it.


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