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but i confronted him, and it does, in fact, say "no jews or hos". that little sonofabitch probably doesn't even know what a jew is. he probably doesn't know what a ho is, either, because his mom certainly fits the bill and i don't think his sign is directed at her. i told him to paint over it. he said he would. he hasn't. so, i plan my mission. the sign will say "no white trash". in bold white letters painted over the dark blue spraypaint. the mission is not without risk. the house appears to be packed full of crackheads, and the pitbull may or may not attack someone in their yard. actually, i would assume not. the pitbull is a big pussy. but it will definitely bark. which may bring a crackhead out of the house in his greasy belly flopped over his stained tighty whi..yellows with a big bowie knife between his teeth. so i will need cover. i will put a man on my roof with a night scoped highpowered rifle. well, i would, except i don't have either a man, a night scope or a rifle. so, i will need a pole. a pole to the end of which i will tie a paintbrush. so that i can reach over the fence and up and carefully paint letters from ten feet away. block letters, obviously. |
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If that doesn't work, call me, and I'll send out some real hard hittin' Mo-Fo's with some pliers and a blowtorch to teach that little fuck-hole a lesson! And then I'll turn commie and rat the crack house out to the NARC's and you can vidoe tape the action for all of us to see.... |
and eri, that was my thought. actually, i thought you were suggesting something else at first, which was my first thought. then, later, i thought about using a broomhandle with the paintbrush. |
Did you ever play fire ball? we used to do it on hallowe'en. You take a tennis ball and soak it in gas then light it on fire and hit it around someones yard with hockey sticks... (it was mostly safe cause hallowe'en usually was snowy or rainy, or just damn cold) load of fun |
killz is primer. it is supposed to cover up knots and things really well. and it does a fairly good job, i guess. another project, though. and they don't have a lawn. we are white trash out here. they have a dirt. |
If, for some reason you can't get the roller/pole assembly trick to do the job, have you considered water.. i mean Paint balloons? might be more fun... 'they have a dirt.' hehehe, you make me laugh... |
Exactly what did you think I was suggesting? Though shoving a broom up his ass might actually be something he would enjoy and therefore not a punishment. hmmmmm......white trash punishment.......let me think....... I'll have to get back to you if I want to give you a good one. Fucking Springer people. |
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now all i need is a twelver of coors. |
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Basically, as you drive through the different neighborhood, about 75% of the population is white trash. The only thing you can do to them to piss them off royally is 1. refuse to interact or allow your children to interact with them and 2. keep all of your personal belongings (and I mean ALL) locked up safely so that they can't hop the fence and steal your shit. Our white trash neighbors in MO used to wait until spunky was out of town on a business trip and I was there alone and break into our garage and trash it. Of course, I didn't know who was in the garage, so I didn't open the door to whoever was making noise in my garage, and the cops don't care so why call them? After all, 90% of all of the cops are related to the white trash that fucked up your place to begin with. Geez. And people wonder why I keep to myself so much! |
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It was for billboard vandalism, but it would sure be useful for you, nate. If you got a can with a small tip you could just spray the letters on. but i can't find the instructions! adbusters doesn't have it! eeek! |
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i keep getting too fucked up before it gets dark. |