Wrote a dirty poem in 4 minutes


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By patrick on Monday, May 12, 2003 - 03:01 pm:

    Cat's post and trace continued nonsense inspired me to write a dirty poem.

    Or rather, start a thread of dirty poems. I wrote one. I dunno why I had the tone of a bluesman inme, but thats the way it came out.

    Jizz me with a dirty poem you like.



    Ear Talking Corn Woman

    Complain complain
    Is you do
    is you
    Complain.
    I kiss you is, to shut you from talking
    Complain is you woman
    My pants undone,
    Roulette of clothes, to show
    Is you is me? I am here,
    Naked be
    Done you complainin’ or aren’t you ready?
    All you got
    Pillow?
    cold?
    talk about days gone by?
    You bore me women.
    Shut your mouth and kiss on me.
    This don’t stay fit all day
    Is you is on top of me?
    Or is I in you.
    You complainin’ woman
    My ears done had
    Enough
    Is you legs done wide enough?
    Fats thighs guide me home
    Even though you complain the whole road through
    Is you done or am I in?
    You protestin make me harder
    Can’t deny your flappin lips a complain’
    Make me determined to go mow that yard
    And sweep the porch
    But is you is your complainin to me
    But a lighting storm for the corn crop.
    When I clean my ears, deep inside you…
    You is complain all start up again, but my ears are empty.



By Desi Arnaz on Monday, May 12, 2003 - 03:19 pm:

    Bigus Dickus,
    He's our man,
    If he can't get a boner,
    No one can!

    Goo000OOO BIGUS!


By Long Wang on Monday, May 12, 2003 - 05:00 pm:

    Sitting alone under a bridge
    Haven't eaten for days
    Can't even get it
    Up!

    I see myself as a
    Waiter/waitress
    In a skintight black silk Chinese long dress
    Split open at the thighs

    Scarlet high heels, purple lipstick, dark eye shadow -
    Utterly ravishing!

    Ninety obese pompous prosperous gentlemen
    Splendidly dressed
    Smooth skinned, pink cheeked, trim haired
    Moustaches
    Beards

    All drool at me
    Making my ass feel
    Hot

    And in their bulging eyes
    I see
    Lust, greed, power, sex, food, lobsters, buns, cocks...
    That really turns me on!

    I glide along sinuously
    Ogling at them

    "Here is one chopstick
    Sir
    I shall get you another one."

    "We made this dish
    Especially for
    You!"

    "Is there anything else
    That I can do for you
    Exalted one?"

    Oh, Daddies
    Oh...


By patrick on Monday, May 12, 2003 - 07:07 pm:

    ok.

    so bad idea.


    hey ive been searching this place trying find a link. i think nate posted it at one point. (i know you're 'round punk.)

    they were these short clips....this Canadian film maker. Totally unknown, but the clips were usually one word titles and in particular there was "Box" "Log" and a few others that I cant remember. His name is the address. I thought for the life of me I would remember it because i checked it weekly. low and behold I forgot.

    Anyone?


By patrick on Monday, May 12, 2003 - 07:10 pm:


By semillama on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 10:15 am:

    oh, yeah. I remember that. Don't recall where it was though. they were great.


By patrick on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 12:38 pm:


By wisper on Wednesday, May 14, 2003 - 06:49 pm:

    i recommend 'dig'.

    HIGHLY!


By Spider on Wednesday, May 14, 2003 - 07:03 pm:

    Nothing happens for me when I go to that site. How do make the movie load? Am I missing some vital piece of software on my machine?


By patrick on Wednesday, May 14, 2003 - 07:07 pm:

    you click on the flics. i have quicktime loaded. it should come right up with ease....real player or windows media should work too.


    you're so missing out.


By Spider on Wednesday, May 14, 2003 - 07:09 pm:

    I *did* click. I get the Windows Media screen, but nothing happens.

    Dammit, I'm going home.


By patrick on Wednesday, May 14, 2003 - 07:10 pm:

    quicktime it sister


By Agent D on Tuesday, March 2, 2004 - 02:33 am:

    He who catch a fly using chop stick can accompish anything. And yet to say, I just did it .


By Blunt on Friday, March 12, 2004 - 01:08 pm:

    hickory dickory dock this chick named nicole was sucking my cock the clock struck 2 i droped my goo and dumped the dumb bitch on the nexy block


By Blunt on Friday, March 12, 2004 - 01:09 pm:

    hickory dickory dock this chick named nicole was sucking my cock the clock struck 2 i droped my goo and dumped the dumb bitch on the nexy block


By Pussy eater on Friday, March 12, 2004 - 01:14 pm:

    peter peter pumpkin eater had a wife loved to beat her smacked her twice across the head fucked her ass and went to bed ohhhhh


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