Roy got FUCKED UP


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By Nate on Saturday, October 4, 2003 - 07:05 am:

    Roy apparently had his throat torn out by a tigger.

    Bad Roy.

    The Mirage might have gotten the short end of the stick on their "lifetime" contract with Siggy and RoyBoi.


By Person who was looking at your pics pf NYC on Saturday, October 4, 2003 - 10:01 am:

    dude this site is cool my name is steven to let you know, im very confused about the site so..i dont know, good work on who ever took the pics or NYC


By Hal on Saturday, October 4, 2003 - 10:47 am:

    Mauled by a tiger, fitting I'd say.


By BIGKEV on Saturday, October 4, 2003 - 01:54 pm:

    about time those animals got back at the two freaks that ruined hundreds of tiggers lives....


By patrick on Saturday, October 4, 2003 - 01:57 pm:

    tiger 1
    roy 0


By Nate on Saturday, October 4, 2003 - 04:34 pm:

    you think that tiger had the frosted flakes jingle running through his head?


By eri on Saturday, October 4, 2003 - 06:06 pm:

    OH DAMN NATE!! Anyways, all I can say is that I am suprised to took this long. I have always thought that show was just another form of animal cruelty, but I get weird about that stuff.


By Rowlf on Saturday, October 4, 2003 - 08:20 pm:

    it makes the Simpsons scene where the tiger mauls Gunter and Ernst even more funny


By spunky on Saturday, October 4, 2003 - 09:11 pm:

    um, I think it is horrid what they did to the tigers, trained them and caged them, but I don't think it is ever a good thing to see a human get mauled. sorry, but sometimes you guys really scare me.


By eri on Saturday, October 4, 2003 - 09:20 pm:

    Boo


By 8 on Saturday, October 4, 2003 - 10:45 pm:

    shit schpunk.

    bet you'd love it if roy was some rag head camel jockey.

    i think your lack of joy in the suffering of other borders on traitorous...

    tra ... tor ... uuuuuusim.


    traitorism. we're here to squish traitorism with our ironical strategeries.



By spunky on Sunday, October 5, 2003 - 12:39 am:

    you've squished one too many brain cells there, my friend.


By 8 on Sunday, October 5, 2003 - 01:07 am:

    nurse ratchet, han me my pliers puhh puhhleeeze.



    you got it schpunkster. but i kno 1 thing for sure. dat darn pussy cat is the pussy cat. something grabs a hold of me tightly flowing like a....


    harpoon?


    typhooon?


    mushroommmm festival in hell?


    ...daiily and nightly will it ever stop? yo! i don't know... click off the lights



    and i glow



    2thaXtremeIr0x0rMiclikavandal
    light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle


By Hal on Sunday, October 5, 2003 - 01:11 am:

    And I thought I knew people fucked up on drugs....

    I think it would have been better if the tiger after mauling Roy, stood up on his hind legs and said...


    Theeerrrrrr GRRRRReAAT.


By Lapis on Sunday, October 5, 2003 - 04:09 am:

    I bet the ALF is having a party.


By eri on Sunday, October 5, 2003 - 03:10 pm:

    Thanks Hal. I needed a laugh. Just imagining the tiger saying that now......


By TBone on Monday, October 6, 2003 - 11:17 am:

    I bet that tiger's dead now.
    .
    You ever notice that the box says "FROSTED FLAKES (of corn)"?
    .
    I want to sneak into their box printing plant and change it. Make it say "of skin" or something.


By spunky on Monday, October 6, 2003 - 11:23 am:

    what is the old saying?

    Play with fire, and you are going to get burned?

    Or if you play with a snake, don't be surprised when you get bit......


By Agent D on Tuesday, March 2, 2004 - 01:45 am:

    Y'know. when tony the tiger slashed roy's throat ,and goes Grrrrreat. I think, tony been smoking too much grass and thought he is on t.v. commerical. oops , my bad.


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