Trying to help a White Witch in America

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By V on Monday, April 16, 2007 - 10:56 pm:

    Jo-Ann,needs help,a friend of Rolands,some place in America,tax man wants $120,000 off her,so v is sending a cast iron shell for her.The colour of it is blue/grey,it shimmers,psychic bullet proof vest,what I need is input from Sem.

By semillama on Tuesday, April 17, 2007 - 02:10 pm:

    How is that going to help her with the IRS? She needs a tax lawyer, not positive vibes and assorted woo-woo.

    that's my input.

By V on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 12:53 am:

    Sem,so correct,v tried so hard to smack that problem out the way,it just backs off,but wont go away,as you say,she needs a tax lawyer,but,v thinks I gave her a bit of extra time,just a tad....tonight,v had a request from a Lesbian,Lynda,and her lover,Rosemary,both have bad backs,they want v to fix it in 24 hours,o.k.,but sometimes,v feels put upon,dont you?,o.k.,v worked wonders on a half dead cat last week,but I dont know if it works on humans.

By V on Tuesday, April 24, 2007 - 03:55 pm:

    ...yes it does...just got the info from Jo-Ann,she now owes the tax man $12,000,,but on v,s advice,She did get a big time Tax Lawyer,thanks for your input.,it worked out,She is sorted,and its news to me that She is in fact worth $ millions,wish I would have known that from the start,.....such a waste of time.

By V on Tuesday, April 24, 2007 - 04:37 pm:

    ....so next I need to work on lesbian back ache,then,,,to get the last 3 stone of fat off a 35 year old Woman,Allison,v is getting pissed off with the work load,its too much,too fast.Sem,do you get problems like that?

By Dr Pepper on Wednesday, April 25, 2007 - 11:33 pm:

    V, The I.R.S. in America do not care for what you says. All they wanted is, your Green Money!

By V on Thursday, April 26, 2007 - 05:06 pm:

    D.P.,yes,but v put in the wrong info to Sorabji,due to a worn out keyboard,the true figure was $120,000 ,down to $12,00,in one week,not bad,next v has the 2 lesbian bad backs so sort out,then the fat girl Girl that needs to lose 3 stone,(v now has a new keyboard)...so D.P.,whats the kick back on a "Desert Eagle" hand gun like,in London,you cant even get them on the black market.

By Dr pepper on Thursday, April 26, 2007 - 11:59 pm:

    Well, V, you can buy "Desert Eagle" gun in America. I have rented it at the gun range... so awesome, you can shoot Jack and he goes "splatter" like a watermelon.

By Walk on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 09:59 pm:

    D.P.,so what kick back does it give your hands and arms,and did you say you can splatter jacks head?.......................V WANTS ONE RIGHT NOW!!!...D.P.,walk up to the target,and write "jack" on it,then blow it apart.,do it for v,all the law allows v in London is a shotgun,and thats in a gun club,100 fucking foot underground

By Walk on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 09:59 pm:

    D.P.,so what kick back does it give your hands and arms,and did you say you can splatter jacks head?.......................V WANTS ONE RIGHT NOW!!!...D.P.,walk up to the target,and write "jack" on it,then blow it apart.,do it for v,all the law allows v in London is a shotgun,and thats in a gun club,100 fucking foot underground

By Walk on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 09:59 pm:

    D.P.,so what kick back does it give your hands and arms,and did you say you can splatter jacks head?.......................V WANTS ONE RIGHT NOW!!!...D.P.,walk up to the target,and write "jack" on it,then blow it apart.,do it for v,all the law allows v in London is a shotgun,and thats in a gun club,100 fucking foot underground

By Walk on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 09:59 pm:

    D.P.,so what kick back does it give your hands and arms,and did you say you can splatter jacks head?.......................V WANTS ONE RIGHT NOW!!!...D.P.,walk up to the target,and write "jack" on it,then blow it apart.,do it for v,all the law allows v in London is a shotgun,and thats in a gun club,100 fucking foot underground

By V on Sunday, April 29, 2007 - 11:38 am:

    Hmmm.Who is Walk?,allthough I did like the posting.Its a fact most of our gun clubs are shut down,apart from a few Farmers that organize clay pidgion shooting.$40,plus ammo.

By Dr Pepper on Sunday, April 29, 2007 - 11:41 pm:

    Hi V, I have no idea who is Walk, but it sound like your posting? Hey V, how come no one post on Sorabji over the weekend?

By V on Monday, April 30, 2007 - 03:10 pm:

    D.P.Hi to you also,indeed it did die over the weekend,perhaps we need to spice it up a little?...we tend to be good that stuff!!!!!!!!!

By Me............ on Tuesday, May 1, 2007 - 05:13 pm:

    yeah, i noticed the weekend was pretty dull.......figured everyone was busy except me....V.....are you really psychic?? can you tell me why i hurt all over and what i can do to alleviate it?? pleeeaaassseeee......i'm going out of my head with pain........

By droopy on Wednesday, May 2, 2007 - 02:32 am:

    this place is always dullsville.

    i got a letter from my bank, today. it was something about the regional manager of my bank, someone named sandy, leaving and being replaced by someone named gary. i can expect gary to greet me personally the next time i go into the bank. i never go into the bank.

    the letter was signed:

    sincerely,
    sergio san pedro
    vice president.

    there's something about knowing my money is being handled by a man named sergio san pedro that really appeals to me. it makes it sound as if the few hundred dollars i have in the bank has gone international.

By V on Friday, May 4, 2007 - 09:50 pm:

    ...Indeed v is Psychic,I have been so since the age of 5,its no big deal,but I do get swamped with requests,as I dont charge at all...regarding "wind ups" and "piss takes",well,if you want a S.T.D.,v can send you one of them as well.,it all depends on how much you value your dick.

By Dr Pepper on Saturday, May 5, 2007 - 02:09 am:

    S.T.D?

By V on Saturday, May 5, 2007 - 08:37 pm:

    Sexual transmitted disease.

By Dr Pepper on Sunday, May 6, 2007 - 12:30 am:

    Uggggh!

By Me.......... on Sunday, May 6, 2007 - 11:27 am:

    v.........i'm just a very middle aged woman...............i just wondered if you know why and how to alleviate all this pain..........sorry..................

By Dr Pepper on Sunday, May 6, 2007 - 09:38 pm:

    Me, why can't you simpify go and see your Doctor? In some case, I was told of that the S.T.D. cannot be cure...?

By Me......... on Wednesday, May 9, 2007 - 10:42 am:

    no std's thank you dr. pepper......f you very much

By Dr Pepper on Thursday, May 10, 2007 - 02:41 am:

    Me, I think you misunderstood, you should see the Dr. for the pain. Also, there is various of Dr such as acpuncture, or chiropractor or massenger and other things like that especially therapy to heal your self.

By Me.............. on Saturday, May 12, 2007 - 01:05 pm:

    sorry, dr. pepper.........i've tried acupuncture.pain pills, chiros, etc............

By Dr Pepper on Saturday, May 12, 2007 - 03:32 pm:

    Sorry about that Me..... I hoped you find some way to heal yourself from pain :-)

By V on Saturday, May 12, 2007 - 09:46 pm:

    ...v was going to post,but thought it would be better not to.

By Dr Pepper on Sunday, May 13, 2007 - 02:11 pm:

    :-)

By V on Sunday, May 13, 2007 - 04:13 pm:

    :-)

By Me.......... on Monday, May 14, 2007 - 09:28 pm:

    :-}.........sorry.i'm a copy-cat........

By Copy Cat on Tuesday, May 15, 2007 - 02:58 am:

    :-)

By V on Wednesday, May 16, 2007 - 03:17 pm:

    ...Yo,have to go,have a 12 year old Girl with 2 broken toe bones on line...

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