Solved mysteries and personal quests


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By Spider on Saturday, August 8, 2009 - 11:44 pm:

    1. In the summer of 1989, my family and I took a holiday in Portugal and Spain for a few weeks. When we visited the cathedral in Lisbon, I noticed strange alchemical-like symbols carved in the flagstones all over the floor. They were carved deeply and often in strange or awkward locations, such as in the middle of the center aisle or under a heavy pew. When I noticed them, I got excited (I had read a little of my mother's copy of "Holy Blood, Holy Grail" on the trip, and I thought these symbols must somehow be related to the mystery), so I asked my father what the symbols were. He told me that they didn't mean anything, that they were simply carved by people who were bored in church. I knew this couldn't be true, because they were deeply carved, and I just couldn't picture someone kneeling in the aisle with an awl while Mass was going on. Nice try, papa.

    I'd thought about these carvings a good bit over the years and had tried researching them but never got anywhere.

    This summer, exactly 20 years later, I'm cataloging Jean Gimpel's "The Cathedral Builders," and while flipping through the pages, I see a full illustration of carved alchemical-looking symbols. It turns out these were both quarrymen's marks (indicating which flagstones had been collected from which quarry) and positioning marks (indicating which flagtones should be laid next to each other when the floor was being pieced together).

    20 year mystery solved.


    2. When I was in college, I was a big fan of the band Girls Against Boys and my schoolwork-procrastination method of choice was to scour the internet for any new article or piece of news I could find. Probably around 1997, I learned of a very rare single they had released on some obscure compilation, called "Red Bar." This was before ebay and Napster, as you know, and after asking my local record store and the GVSB mailing list for help to no avail, I took matters into my own hands.

    Somehow, I learned that the guitarist/keyboardist lived around the corner from a family friend in NYC, and I found his home address.

    (Okay, side note: my high school BFF had been obsessed with the band Sebadoh and had mailed Lou Barlow a blank tape with the request that he tape his rare tracks for her and mail it back to her, and not only did he do this but his girlfriend wrote her a long and friendly letter and of course it was like the highlight of R's life when she got that package in the mail.)

    So I decided to do this myself, and I mailed the GVSB guitarist/keyboardist a blank tape and begged him to tape "Red Bar" for me because there was no other way I was ever going to hear it, and I had every other single/EP/album/appearance-on-compilation they had ever released, and could he please make my life complete and do this for me and I swear I'm not a stalker.

    He never answered. :~(

    He probably knew I was a stalker.

    (IN FACT, a few years after that, I somehow got ahold of the drummer's AIM name and was amiably chatting with him UNTIL he told me he had gone to Swarthmore College and I was like, "OMG I went to Bryn Mawr!!" --they're sister schools-- and then....he didn't come back. I'm pretty sure I had sent his bandmate that tape from my Bryn Mawr address, so I figure he remembered the Bryn Mawr=stalker connection and was backing away from the computer in fear. Sorry, dudes.)

    Anyway, roughly 12 years later -- TONIGHT, to be exact -- on a whim (I haven't listened to them in years, really), I search for "Red Bar" on soulseek and there it is.

    THERE IT IS.

    I'm listening to it right now. It's pretty dang good. Maybe not pining-for-12-years good, but I'm glad I found it. And it only cost two grown men their peace of mind.



    What years-long mysteries have you solved?


By droopy on Sunday, August 9, 2009 - 01:18 pm:

    recently? nothing comes to mind. unless you count the mystery of what tool to use for that last, knucklebuster part of putting on a wheelchair tire: a paint can opener. makes a great tire lever.

    in music-related news, i finally found a picture of a corwood industries catalog online. i ordered jandek's first album: ready for the house. i wrote my order down on a piece of notebook paper and mailed it off with a check. i don't know if i'll actually get it.


By Dougie on Sunday, August 9, 2009 - 04:56 pm:

    I just found the name to a tune I had oten heard on the radio and always loved, but never heard the name announced. Was at an amusement park last week, and some kids were playing Guitar Hero, and there was that song. I asked afterwards what it was, and they seemed happy to educate an old man that it was The Cliffs of Dover by Eric Johnson. Downloaded the album -- some good stuff on there, but I wished it was all instrumentals. 19 year mystery solved, as it came out in 1990. Not as cool as yours though Spider.


By Danielssss on Sunday, August 9, 2009 - 11:17 pm:

    I'm boring: I traded in my mint condition pristine (almost) 1999 chevy Blazer which I had not driven since oct 2007 except to home Depot twice and to Orscheln Farm and Home once...for a $4500 credit and a new 2010 Subaru Outback Limited with AWD so I can get up my road in the winter.

    Sadly, they are going to dismantle, purge and gut my chevy. what is the plastic goop they shall pour in it, and how long will the misery for the engine last I wonder.

    Mystery.

    I like the outback. CJ bought a black one on Monday last week, and I got mine, a white one, on Saturday. So we have two now. And a Honda CRV to sell.

    Okay, so it has nothing to do with music or alchemy. But it has a six cd changer and a kickass amp...


By ... on Monday, August 10, 2009 - 03:09 am:

    I just e-mailed my 60s stoner friends asking if anyone knows what the dicking story is behind a Bob Dylan song I think is called "I Once Knew a Man". Dylan played it with The Plugz in a rehearsal session for the Letterman show in 1984 but I can't find anything else on it. It's a hot song. I'd link to the video but I'm In bed poking each letter of this communique into my cell phone.

    I did some semi-serious research this year -- research libraries and expensive unique books -- into some stuff that has puzzled and/or mystified me since 2002. I'm not gonna say what the research was about because everything about this that I posted to the public Intertubes got scooped up by some other asshat and plugged into their scholarblogship like they heard it from some phantasm on the street. That's how research on the Intertubes work -- it's a public garbage/information network for greedy trash collectors. I should do a service to some abstract region of angst and post nonsense stories about these things, deepening the conspiracies and stoking the stokables.

    I've learned a lot, though, about that stuff. And it's all so cool.



By Danielssss on Thursday, August 13, 2009 - 03:26 am:

    okay, can't be so quiet there, or here.

    Mystery: wtf the rightwingnuts are up to? A precursor for anarchy? A whipped up frenzy before killing off (fill in the blank)??? and where are allof us who used to debate such things? I am not out there making babies like the rest of you (okay, at least someofyou).

    So I am in a two room suite in NM tonight after eating a tuna sub in the casino downstairs. Lap of luxury. Good thing someone else is paying for it.

    Intertubes?


By Daesslissnuber on Thursday, August 13, 2009 - 03:30 am:

    aha, intertwingled...

    intertwingled =
    A cross-connected informational state that is neither hierarchal, subject-related nor distinctly separate from multiple contexts; defying simplistic categorization.


By droopy on Thursday, August 13, 2009 - 01:33 pm:

    when i pronounced that word aloud, it came out as "intertwinkled."

    whatever intertwinkling is, it sounds like fun.


By Danielssss on Thursday, August 13, 2009 - 08:11 pm:


By J on Sunday, August 23, 2009 - 03:11 am:

    Remember when I bragged about my boobs getting bigger? Turns out it was cause I was getting fat,but I saw this somewhere,"fat is only ugly till you put a nipple on it".Can I get a witness?
    Anyway mystery solved.Talk among yourselves.


By on Sunday, August 23, 2009 - 10:43 pm:

    Excuse me j, are you a woman or man? I'm just curious.


By jaq on Monday, August 24, 2009 - 11:48 pm:



    j is a woman.

    hey, dr pepper. how you doing these days in late summer illinois? ain't it confusing how people posting on websites don't show what gender they is? are you really confused? i can see why.

    did you know there are actually 5 sexes? it's amazing. google it.







By droopy on Tuesday, August 25, 2009 - 12:22 am:

    5 sexes. i'll bet i'm not a damn one of them.


By Dr Pepper on Tuesday, August 25, 2009 - 04:25 am:

    Well jaq, We haven't had a hot weather like 90 degree so far. I will needs some explaination what you are referring to: 5 sexes, I am not into psychiatrist or psychologist thing.


By semillama on Wednesday, August 26, 2009 - 08:52 pm:


By Dr pepper on Thursday, August 27, 2009 - 02:12 am:

    semillama, what are you going to about it?


By Dr Pepper on Thursday, August 27, 2009 - 02:43 am:


By J on Wednesday, September 2, 2009 - 01:19 am:

    This is a pretty cool story that I just found out about.My father's youngest brother was named Gene,my dad was older than him,but was the next to youngest after him.We always called him Gene P.He served under Patton in World War 2 in Normandy,and always wrote home about a real fek up name William Hill,you name it William Hill fecked it up.Turns out when Uncle Gene got home his stories he made up so the family wouldn't worry about him were about him.William means Bill+Hill,Hillbilly.


By Dr Pepper on Wednesday, September 2, 2009 - 01:48 am:

    Just 3 more day until my Dr appointment.


By heather on Friday, September 4, 2009 - 09:53 am:

    you're going to find out if you are a hermaphrodite?


By - on Saturday, September 5, 2009 - 02:05 am:

    heather the leather....................


By Dr Pepper on Saturday, September 5, 2009 - 01:26 pm:

    I am going to phlebotomist next week tuesday for routine checkups. told my doctor about depression related to the weather and possibilty of other things... I normally had blood test routine, noticed there are few scar on my skin from a big needles.


By Dr Pepper on Thursday, September 10, 2009 - 02:08 pm:

    The other days ago, took a test, i didn't feel any pain when they injected the needle and drew it into two different tubes. and then, i will have to make another appointment to see what the result, just a two weeks time.


By Dr Pepper on Thursday, September 24, 2009 - 01:52 pm:

    hi guys, heather, i went to the dr today, with blood test result. and among other things. good news: sorry, i am not a hermaphrodite, and my blood test came back, i am in good health, and sugar level are ok, and he added that, i am not a diabetic. good, despite of the condition of being depression, resulting of the cloudy forecast. he suggest that i come down to southern states in which i agree with him for a sunny states, i am not for sure if i can go for a week long or two of vacation, or i move down there. other than that, i still have to go to psychiarist for depression treatment. but the bad news is; my dr are retiring at the end of this year, so which means i have to find myself a new dr.


By sunny states on Thursday, September 24, 2009 - 02:18 pm:

    look, can we talk about this?


By Danielssss on Thursday, September 24, 2009 - 02:28 pm:

    Hey Doc, the sun they are out! Why not get over yr depressionais by the end of the year? Take the money you save from not buying medicine or supporting doctors and take a breather from feeling bad. Walk five miles a day, park at the end of the parking lot, watch NO news, log off and take a vacation from the isolation of computeronlinelackolife. Volunteer at the homeless shelter and get out of yourself. Be grateful for what you got. Get out nude under the full moon, howl miserably at it but only once a month, eliminate caffeienenene from diet and go gluten free and toss the antidepressants into an anthill, never the toilet. If you have extra haldol, send em to Nate. If you is somehow still depressed, make a grateful gratitude list and add to it every day, drink only reverse osmosis water, and entertain NO negative thoughts. Eradicate all toxic people from yo life and believe in acceptance and tolerance.

    If this doesn't work, suicide is always an option.

    Just some random thoughts from sunny Arizona where the sun always shines and the people are always beautiful despite the melanomas.


By droopy on Friday, September 25, 2009 - 12:42 am:

    my ukulele came today. it was in a large box in front of my door when i got home. the lanikai lu-21.
    i never plated a uke before, but i wasn't long before i had it tuned up and was picking out songs. (if you removed the bottom e and a strings on a guitar and capo-ed it at the 5th fret, you'd basically have a uke.)

    the first two songs i picked out were "cigarettes whiskey and wild wild women" and "nobody knows you when you're down and out".

    ukuleles are like like musical antidepressants.


By agatha on Friday, September 25, 2009 - 02:04 am:

    Hooray, Droop! I really want you to make some videos once you get some time to practice.


By Dr Pepper on Friday, September 25, 2009 - 02:26 am:

    sunny states, i know who you are :-), Danielssss, i am not on medication again yet, i had to see psycharist as my dr recommended. so, i had to make a appointment. i have a sudden change in my mood when it comes to a cloudy days. but i do hated winter time cause the days are short....


By J on Friday, September 25, 2009 - 02:10 pm:

    Danielssss,sorry I forgot you were here,maybe if I wasn't watching two 2 year olds and a 4 year old I would have had a minute to think and remember.I wouldn't have been able to visit with them with me,just getting them in their car seats is an ordeal and the two little ones are always up to something. Yep,it's always sunny here.
    Droopy,I ditto what Agatha said.
    Dr.Pepper just a suggestion,I bet if you did some volunteer work it would lift your spirits.Feeding the homeless,bringing Meals on Wheels to the elderly,rocking a preemie at the hospital,mentoring a student,etc. can only bring good karma and when you do good things it makes you feel good.


By sarah on Sunday, September 27, 2009 - 10:06 pm:


    my great grandfather, Munsey, played ukulele. as a young girl this was my favorite song he would play.


    his wife's name was Charlotte, for whom my eldest is named. i was in my twenties when they died about a year apart, both went to sleep and didn't wake up. they lived well into their nineties as, healthy, spritely, sweet folk.





By Spider on Tuesday, January 12, 2010 - 08:01 pm:

    About 15 years ago, I cut out a magazine picture of an unfamiliar Silver Screen actress and stuck it on my wall. I had never seen her movies and didn't make a note of her name, so it wasn't long before I had forgotten who she was and just admired her for her face. Over the years, I'd look at or think about that picture and wonder who she was, but I had no way of searching for her identity except maybe to mail her picture to my grandfather, who had worked for Paramount Pictures in the 1930s and never had an experience he couldn't remember, but I was too lazy and too afraid of losing the picture. I really liked her face.

    Today I went to imdb.com and saw someone who looked very familiar in the right frame -- it was she, Luise Rainer, who turned 100 today. That's her! Mystery solved!

    I haven't been able to find online the exact photograph I cut out, but it was part of this photoshoot. Isn't she lovely?


By Dr Pepper on Wednesday, January 13, 2010 - 01:45 am:

    Wow!, it is her birthday!, I liked her in a sailorette dress...But, you happy go lucky!


By sarah on Wednesday, January 13, 2010 - 03:40 pm:


    she is very lovely. she looks a little like a grown up version of Amelie.



By sarah on Wednesday, January 13, 2010 - 03:46 pm:


    i'd like to add that she looks just as lovely in her pictures on imdb in the photos dated 1998.




By Danielssss on Thursday, January 14, 2010 - 05:30 pm:

    I think she looks like what I envision Spider to look like. Anybody hear from Droopy lately?


By Dr Pepper on Thursday, January 14, 2010 - 11:52 pm:

    Danielssss, me too,wondering what Droopy up to lately?


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