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I sat through an entire class not understanding a goddamn word. And on Thursday, I thought I was on top of this! The alarm did not go off this morning, as my dumbass forgot to make sure it said "am". So I was late. And I fell asleep in the first class. After the last hour, I felt the need for a serious boost. Wouldn't you know that all the pop machines in the *entire* building are empty. Save, of course, for some happy bottled water. I know this is not a catastrophe, but frustration is definitely mounting. I think I'll skip my next class and just hang out in the pc lab. At least I know I won't screw up anything that can't be fixed here. |
last time i had my cock in a horse i complained of the flies. now there is no excuses left. two quarter pound patties and as much melted cheese as you could please. PLEASE. GODDAMN SONS OF BITCH. the unholy queen who sits upon her throne of waste. the refuse loving horde and their puss soaked cunts. stained robes still wet with blood cum and piss. shit smeared on the foreheads of the meek, mouths sewn shut with threads of conversation. you fuckers. you bend over to accept the cock of the goat, rosy rectums pulsing with damnation. cocks with fleshy cunt mouths eating into the dried bellies of human relics. you SONS OF BITCH. the end is near, wide black marker on beer box cardboard. the end is near, bright blue paint on posterboard. the cheerleaders rape foul alcoholic men, pom pom cunts eagerly engulfing food speckled beards and rotten teeth-- soft whiskey softened cocks and lousey bushed ballsacks. soak it up, citizens. take a number, it is u. |
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I don't know what you've been taking this weekend. But, if I was you I'd stay clear of it for the rest of my life. |
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I do kinda feel sorry for Owsaldo's lovethang. The poor kid's endured enough "Dorian Gray" jokes to last a lifetime. I wondered why Dorian's parents saddled him with that name and then I found out it was an old family name. Nice writing, Nate. So when's the illustrated children's version coming out? Or the Ice Capades TV special? |
i was thinking nate as making a funny with (Oscar) "wilde dreams with Mr. Gray" which i thought was a reference to Spalding Gray. Which would have been fucking hilarious. |
Pardon me. Dad's just rambling here. Back to the cheerleaders raping foul alcoholic men, please. |
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