Choose. It tells a lot more about you than any hypotism session could.

I'm gonna hypotize you now.... you are getting verrrry sweepy -- verrry sweeeeeepy -- *yawn* Snow White (cuz I think the evil queen rocks) *now wake up*

Choose what? Which one you'd rather be? Cinderella, of course. That way, you're really good and you suffer nobly at the hands of your wretched step-family and then you get to escape the crushing poverty you've grown used to and marry a prince and laugh at everyone who ever tormented you. Pretty good deal, if you ask me. So what does this mean?

Cinderella. Cause it has a "Fairy" Godmother, and because it was turned into a gay porno flick, "Cinderfella." *grin*

Neither; I already have an identity crisis without having to think about if I would rather be Cinderella or Snow White. As for Porno flicks, you can't tell me there isn't one out there for poor ol' SW: One women, and seven dwarves (who haven't seen a woman in how long??), what more do you need?

"Snow White and Her Seven Dwarfs: Not all about them is LITTLE!" *grin*

I've seen the Alice In Wonderland porno. That was interesting, to say the least.

I thought 'Cinderfella' was an old Jerry Lewis movie !?!

It was also a campy gay porno flick. Yet all I can find when I do a net search is: http://www.catalog.com/pss/cingay1.htm Sorry for not html'ing that. But my link to Sorabji's "how to post" page is broken, dammit!