No comment on the first one, the second one is a tad on the amusing side, though I wouldn't do it I guess, but the third one. Well I gotta admit, the thought has crossed my mind before. Slant I take on mailing weird things, is some poor schlob has the job of *monitoring* some computerized high speed xray machine device that processes a zillion per hour pieces of mail, and probably once every three months actually finds a bomb or something. SO whatever one could do, to say make the machine at least *beep* or something, is doing him a favor. Just wrap a few items in aluminum foil. (you can always just tell the postal inspector yer a Dr. WHO fan ;-) I happen to LOVE to mail my friends stuff. If I can package it in fun and interesting manners all the better.