A bald faced liar! When I met her she had been on Welfare for 7 years. One day we were talking, she says that no one wants to hire her because she is overqualified and they keep telling her she should scale down her resume! She then proceeded to tell me that her resume lists One FULL TIME managerial job of 18 yrs. and another FULL TIME managerial position at 10 yrs. Add that to the 7 yrs FULL TIME WELFARE SLAVE and that comes to 35 yrs of careering. shes only 34!

Wait a minute -- I thought you cd only get welfare for 2 yrs. max? So look on the bright side -- she's gotta get a job now. (Please don't tell me she's got 4 kids/with 3 different fathers... Is her name Shaliqua? I think I know that heifer too!) And this is yr husband's sister? Well, I hope she lives far, far away. In a place with no convenient airports.

R.C.? No! 3 different fathers! Her name's Barbara! She's my husbands brothers wife! She's a pathological liar! She beat her husband down wit a payphone !

hmmmm... Did you get catch that on film? I think Mark would probably want a still frame for his Payphone Project.

Well, if she's a pathological liar-she could STILL be the woman that R.C. knows.......

Probably!!!!!! She went skinny dippin' with 14-15 yr olds! And shes not very attractive either!

OK, fine. But why did you do it?

The voices told me to..........

(Me........) (Me....................) Buy me a new car, Me.......... This is your inner voice. You must obey me, Me........ Thank you.

eat my shorts

Don't you really mean to say "these postings suck"?

edible panties now Slacker? how daring.....

mooore Sugar!

Damn, you guys are a bunch of silver-tongued devils.........ya' know, that ?? Oh, and I gotcher damn car right here!!!!