look, it wasnt our fault, it just happened, we had no control, we dont feel guilty, but in retrospect, it probably wasnt the cleverest of things to do. however it was lots of fun. and we will probably do it again.

yeah, but next time your asses won't be as tight. but hey, i'm game if you are.

Notice how we didnt mention asses in any way shape or form. however, like we say, we dont know why we did it, it just happened. you'll have to learn to live with that. god knows we have. but then again, we're special.

no your not. you just don't know nate.....

That is irrelevant...whether or not we know nate matters not to us. We are special to eachother and the rest of the world can go to hell. By saying that we do not wish to sound conceited or provoke bad feelings...we are not arrogant ppl, however Patrick, you just don't know us....

I can Whiff what you are from here. EHF.

You didn't have to mention asses. You are asses.

We decided that, as you like asses so much that we would dedicate this next message to yours.....meet 'antigone',his ass is fat large and blotchy, in other words, it resembles his face....which, apart from being a larger version of his ass, looks like two badly parked VW's.

I just checked out my ass in the mirror, and it's not that fat. My belly is rather voluminous, and I have two rather hairy, overly fat filled breasts, but my ass is quite respectable, thanks.

My ass is covered with gray hair, and flies buzz around it in the summer. It makes a peculiar noise when it wants something. It's been broken in. Unlike my sea monkeys, which won't take a bit.

don't ride your sea monkeys, it's not nice. they're very small.

antigone have you perhaps confused yourself with teiresias

But these sea monkeys have HUGE glands.

so does our turtle

Ya, Pseudolus, serves me right for whacking both snakes...

. . . .after reading this whole post i reached for the delete button. alas,

are you stupid or just ignorant? can't you see the big picture....alas?

we have a new fridge. It's smaller than the last one, but it keeps things cool and the door remains attached. I'm pleased.