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My professor is a twig. In every e-mail he sends he signs off the same way. "I thought I was twiddling those bits, but it turns out I was just bothering them." Bit Bothersome. Bit Bothersome is the nickname given to him by some help-desk he kept calling. He thinks this is cute. He also told the whole class that his wife bought him a stripper for his birthday. He loves diet coke, palm pilots and candy bars. God!! This sounds like an introduction for a game show...And now bachlor #2, Paul, who lives in sunny Sierra Madre, Ca., likes to be put into small plastic containers with a bit of light cream sauce when he's not tending his ant farm. Pauls kind of woman would let him wear her clothes and spank Paul just like mommy used to when, at 14, he crapped his pants. Speaking of crap..todays sponser is the hand cranked chili maker from Rodell, you can crap right into it and come out with delicious chili, back to you Wink. |
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On a good note, I've made headway with the story I'm writing for my creative writing independent study. It still isn't in a presentable state, but last night I, my professor, and another student workshopped it. I now have a lot of new and exciting ideas. I'm going to work on it tomorrow, after my psych exam is turned in. I can't wait. |