Hey! Hey you! have YOU supplied nate with your naked photo? No? WHY NOT!!!! I was informed of the poor turnout and the subsequent disposal of his naked sorabjite project......... what do you have to loose? lets keep hope alive......this could be fun, if you could lose inhibition for about 60 seconds, 30 for the polaroid to develop and another thirty to scan and/or (e)mail it....... granted i have no idea what the boy intends, but i suspect it would be fun.....like a match game or something....match this ass with the appropriate legs and so on....

Would we get our naked pictures back, or would we have to make him his own special copy?

Oh, whoops, I didn't read your message very carefully, did I?

what, he wants a photo of my dick? I have no assistance for a full body shot.

a polaroid camera can be used for self portraits rather easily. Any 35mm camera most likely has a timer......no excuses pal!

just put the polaroid in the envelope before it develops. it will require less lack of inhibition. yes, i can return physical items.

Naked Gee is going to be very upset when she finds out she's all alone. Naked Gee gets lonely so easily. You wouldn't want Naked Gee to be sad, would you?

I'm not sending one unless I know this nekkid deal is going on. So email me nate, w/ the address you want it sent, and I'll pick up one of those popshots tomorrow.

Nope. I have a massive tick-bite that makes me look a victim of cholera. I need at least a week to recover. And I'm still not sure I want to be sending you pictures of me in the buck...

Nate, email me your address and I'll send you some pictures of me starkers.

I plan on starting my workout sessions next week (I'm serious this time). Nate, if you want, to make up for the lack of sorabjities seninding naked photos, I'll send you one every week or so for the next 12. That should be impetus to stick to my workout plan this time! Aside-Never in my life would I have thought i would be sending naked photos of myself to some guy I have never met before - Praise "Bob"! Something NEW!

Could someone tell me how to send a picture to sorabji with a scanner,I need to figure it out while I,m still looking good,I,m not getting any younger,this isn,t going to last forever.

isolade, there is nothing preventing you from being a little creative with it......i trust that whatever nate does with them, it will be worth it

Alright. Alright. I'll send a damn picture. But I need a fresh one for the occasion. Anyone volunteering to photograph? Didn't think so. I need more photographer friends. Nate: Is some sort of mangled lower torso acceptable, seeing as how I don't have a full length mirror and all?

yeah, i dunno how i feel about this. i keep seeing this thread and i figured i might as weel find out. i think that the human form is indeed curious. but i also belive i look good in at least a dainty thing. these are issues i will have to overcome before agreeing to give nate (the stranger) a naked picture of me (the fat girl) tho maybe it is the curiosity that will help me over come this. i am going to be taking pictures of myself anyway in the next two days. might as well just be like, whoops no clothes. i will consider it, then i will consider therapy.

I am working for ya nate

i appreciate it. though i am a little worried.

Nate, my boots are on and the photo is taken. Where do I send the results?

about.......

They're on teh way. They aer lower torso shots as wel, since I too lack a full length mirror or a close compadre to take the photo. The results were suprisingly artistic.

THATS THE SPIRIT!!!!!

I'm still curious about what Nate is planning to do with these pictures, other than post him on his bathroom wall.

curiosity will get you nowhere my friend. a naked picture in the (e)mail will. and if my picture ends up on nates bathroom wall....well i suppose i should be flattered, i think.... By the way, why is the bathroom synonymous with masturbation, at least for men anyway? I suppose in a household with mulitple inhabitants it can be one of the last places for privacy. I just guess, when i think of women doing it, i don't assume the bathroom is where it's gonna happen. Bathrooms are cold.

The bed so you can put a blanket over your party of one,but I,m not one to gossip,you didn,t hear that from me.

plus it's, um, more messy for boys, no?

yeah of course it's messy, but a professional boy can deal with this under any circumstances. The bathroom is so cold.

this is where the term 'cum rag' comes from.

Nate: Incoming! You've been warned. Thank you for making certain none of us will ever make the mistake of trying to enter politics or become Pope.

what are you worried about nate?

expectations. i dunno. we'll see. talk this up and i get pressured for a good result. just so long as people are primarily enamoured by sending a stranger their nakey self, and we'll be ok. what i do with it all will be frosting. gravy. buttah.

thats all we want i think. the images will do the rest

i'm worried that Gee sent my a pre-pube picture of herself and, with the Feds riffling through my mail, i'm about to get another visit. when you send those pics Gee?

Um...my bathroom is warm? Er...anyway. I ran out of film today. Although I do have some great pre-pub pictures. Maybe I should drop those in the post. Have to go find them, though. Unfortunately, the remains of the great poloroid incident are forever lost. *sigh*

P.S. Nate--address I should be sending these nubile shots to?

I can't remember the date I sent them, but it was a few days after I sent some stuff to Moonit and Markus and they got their goodies aprox. a week ago. I'm surprised people are sending you naked pictures of themselves as they are now. If I didn't have a pic of my bare 8-year-old bottom you wouldn't have any clue what Naked Gee looked like. you may also look for Gee In A Tutu.

uh oh. the feds are coming back. Isolde: it would be better if the pictures were modern. e-mail me for address.

Attention everyone: please do not send Nate pictures the Feebs will decide are child pornography! Remember, he will only be charged with receiving it whereas you guys will be investigated for trafficking in it.

creepy

we have dated documentation here on this site to prove the otherwise. Scan, email? Work mail? Why are the feds going through your mail, are they opening the mail up? Thats fucked, what are they waitng for? Cheeba seeds or something?

they live in my walls. i can't escape. i'm a very important man.

Nate, that's not the FBI. That's squirrels. There's a difference. Sqirrels have cooler sunglasses.

it's the DOJ! those fuckahs are in my fucking walls! the squirrels are in my trees.

Think that's bad, wait until you get weasels in your drawers.

or the ATF down in your carpet fibers.

FUCK!

*comf* Sent.

I'll offer free therapy to any nekkid sorabjite Nate refers...but only on the condition said client wears sunglasses - and only sunglasses - to my office. That way the very conservative Missouri State Highway Patrol can't arrest you for nekkidness (N-charges), only indecent exposure (IE charges), and anyone familiar with sorabji KNOWS IE is a piece of cake here- old hat - mundane - no challenge. Now getting my ass up onto the scanner in my boss's office at the hospital: that's a challenge.

Naked Gee doesn't look like kiddie porn. if it did my sister wouldn't be in it wearing her Grandma nightgown. I swear, even when she was 10 years old she was an old lady.

she looks perturbed with the whole childish affair. which means i received the photos yesterday. very good. i sense movement. of course, gee, if you have a polaroid kicking around a modern shot would be better for the project. send me an e-mail, i have details.

i got naked Isolde also. i trust sem's are in the mail. the rest of ya, polaroid. now.

Is Isolide,s recent?God I wish I could work the scanner,and I tried like hell to hear Nates songs on Mp3,I,m just dumb.

you can mail photos in envelopes too. that's what gee did.

I guess that,s what I,ll have to do,I have asked my son repeatedly to let me use his polaroid,he,s in Chicago till the 15th,then I would have to figure out a way to sneak some film home with out getting caught,.Some how the little bastard figured out how to use my scanner and now I have 4 pictures of him and matt dog standing in front of their pot plants looking stupid and it,s saved on my favorites and I can,t figure out how to delete them.To think I wanted to make my closet a grow room but was afraid he,d get me busted.I wish I would have named him Jethro.

J, polaroids are $25 at Kmart or the drugstore...

just to clarify, i am not sending any pictures of myself naked. i may be able to get one of dave when he's not looking, though. thanks for your time.

How do you know he hasn't already got one of you in the mail?

dave is a sneaky boy.

Erm...no, not very. Well, like from when I was 20 or something. But I look old and wierd. (Late night)

So Nate, what did you ever do with the nekkid pics?

i have them here, waiting for more. i need more before i can do anything. and, btw, spider never sent me naked pictures. tsk.

Is Spider the only one?

I ain't given none...

no freebies

Now honey, you never know about that!! After all, S might have taken a picture before she left hehe.

I could send you a picture of my well-turned ankle, if you'd like.

stop it

spider isn't the only one. i just had to point that out because of her repeated promises to send naked pics.

Wha-? Moi?

By Spider on Sunday, March 5, 2000 - 03:42 pm: Nate, email me your address and I'll send you some pictures of me starkers.

Oh, right. Where are the others?

the other what?

Promises.

look for yourself! one is enough for me, though.

(.Y.) ( Y ) my nakey pics damn, does not work out quite right in ms comic sans

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