i have failed everything

sorabji.com: What have you failed to do?: i have failed everything
By Steve on Tuesday, January 6, 1998 - 08:59 am:
    everything i try to do i fail at
By R.C. on Tuesday, January 6, 1998 - 10:52 am:
    We're all good at something, Steve. And failing at lots of things is nothing to be ashamed of. At least you'veTRIED lots of things. And you undoubtedly learn more from your failures in life that you do from your successes. Which sounds trite/but it's true. Don't beat yrself up when things don't work out. Come & cruise around here 'til you find something to laugh at!
By La on Tuesday, January 6, 1998 - 11:38 am:
    Ever tried.
    Ever failed.
    No matter.
    Try Again.
    Fail again.
    Fail better.

    Samuel Beckett
    Worstward Ho (1984)


    This gets used a lot, but what better motto
By R.C. on Tuesday, January 6, 1998 - 01:52 pm:
    Truly! Always did dig Beckett/but wasn't hip to that quote. Thanx, La..
By Loser on Sunday, February 22, 1998 - 06:44 pm:
    I fail everything I do, too! We're brothers in failure!
By Mister drummond on Friday, March 20, 1998 - 02:10 am:
    Boo-Hoo-Ga-Joob.
By Silas on Friday, March 20, 1998 - 07:34 pm:
    Mister Drummond: YOU sir have failed miserably as a parent! Willis is off buyin' crack and beatin' up guys; Arnold is a transvestite; and Kimberly held up a video store and posed for naked pictures. I am APPALLED! Why couldn't you have raised decent children like that nice gay man, Mike Brady?