sometime i just feel like a failure

everyone has days like that. today i have to write two book reviews and a story on weblogs. I've started the story, but do you think i can do the book reviews? And they're the bloody easy things.

I'll do them... What books?

Go to the Spark.com... they have a randon paper generator. Hilarious as shit. All sorts of good stuff. But I do not suggest you turn in the final product.

that random paper generator is awesome...even better when coupled with this program my friend found that puts things into different accents, such as pee wee herman and swedish chef. i'll see if my buddy still has the link...

random complaint letters are good, too

I've done one book review - it was for Harlan Coben's Tell No One, now i just have to do Terry Pratchett's The Truth. But it will be easy cause I love Mr Pratchett and his absurd sense of humour. by the way, my work is now online - but you need acrobat to get there, and we only publish web reviews and book reviews on a wednesday. anyway, check it out if you want: www.thecitizen.co.nz