The job is a testing position in which I'd be testing their Merchant Risk Management stuff and writing testing tools and utilities. Bit of a step backward in terms of position, but a giant leap forward in terms of employer. And money. Lots more of that. I put my resume on dice.com and was contacted the next day by a staffing company. Then someone from Amazon called to schedule a phone interview. It was all a big shock to me. I'm going with the assumption that they not only won't hire me, but they hate me personally. That way anything else will be a pleasant surprise.