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By V on Friday, June 15, 2007 - 08:24 pm:

    ...v does not claim to be a Christian,I am psychic,and "Roland the Witch" keeps telling me that makes me a Witch, but on Monday,v pulls in to a "Tesco" supermarket car park,and v spends hours reading a book,then v sees a one of them P.C. type motors pull up allong side,and this guy says,in a hushed voice to his Wife,"you see that Mavis? that guy on our left is a fucking Pagan"...then,v goes in "Tesco" for fruit juice,v comes out,and I see 2 boot marks on a rear panel,its stove in,all v had was a sticker on the trunk,"lifes a Witch,and then you fly!",,,,,well to sum up,next time v sees a car that says "Jesus saves" v will run a screwdriver down the nearside paintwork.

By heather on Friday, June 15, 2007 - 08:32 pm:

    you spent hours in a tesco parking lot reading a book?

By V on Friday, June 15, 2007 - 08:55 pm:

    ...yes,its one of the few places in this concrete jungle called London you can read a book,get a sun tan,and hear birds sing,oh,v did get a gentle warning fron "Tesco" in the post today,,,"Dear v,the time span in a "Tesco" supermarket is 3 hours,this time we will not fine you $160 (and give it to charity),but next time we will,your time in the car park,on c.c.t.v. and computer was 5 hours and 7.32 seconds.

By Dougie on Friday, June 15, 2007 - 08:55 pm:

    That's great, V. Good luck with that and all your endeavours.

    Come to think of it though, as a psychic, shouldn't you have known that the P.C. type was going to stove in your rear panel, and taken proactive action, like kicking in his and his wife's teeth before they had a chance to stove in your rear panel?

By V on Friday, June 15, 2007 - 09:01 pm:

    ...v only gets the future in bits,mostly when I hava a chance of being killed or maimed for life.

By droopy on Sunday, June 17, 2007 - 02:48 am:

    ah v. it's somehow comforting knowing you're out there, in london or somewhere in england, just being you. me odio cristianos, tambien.

By V on Sunday, June 17, 2007 - 11:45 pm:

    ....yo,as an ex-Catholic,v can also post in Latin,but my spelling is shit:et nominy patrea,et fillia santa....so now you can die in my arms at peace,a kind of safty net,if you happen to die in London.As v may have posted,3 years back,a man died in my arms,in the street,so I gave him the Latin Mass...For all I know he was Jewish,but I did try.

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