help

I'm afraid to ask with what?

she's having trouble with erotic puppets again Jim. Isn't it obvious? Sheesh....get with the program *hmmmph* *Which reminds me -- has anyone seen Carrie Ann lately?*

Are you having trouble with the making of erotic puppets? Are you being treated as an erotic puppet? Are you unable to get your erotic puppet to perform? Or are you having trouble with a recurring dream in which you are surrounded by worshipful fornicating marionettes that...well.. you know the dream.

i used to have the scary china doll dream, with the cracks in the china dolls' heads being red like BLOOD. they would be slowly and ominously creeping up the edges of my bunk bed. it sure was scary. then, my dad would come down and give me a soda, which of course was a treat. still remember those scary dolls, though.

Sure haven't Pete. Odd, huh?

Maybe Carrie Ann made off with Me's erotic puppets and that's the point of this post. Hadn't you noticed her acting peculiarly of late? Me. Tell us more about the puppets. I bet they're like those strange puppets that they used in the Year of Living Dangerously. Speaking of which, whatever happened to Linda whatshername who played Billy in that film? I know she does voiceovers for some car commercial, but you never see her anymore.

Isn't Linda HUNT occasinoally on "The Practice" on ABC?

Liam - the reason you never see her anymore is because you're looking too high. Try looking down - I'm sure she'll be down near the floor.

Actually, we've got Carrie Ann and are using her for our nefarious purposes. We may be coming for you next.

Why? Is Carrie Ann a midget, or does she just like to do things on the floor?

i think carrie ann and me...... have been missing in action because they have been kidnapped by the erotic puppets, and are now being held hostage.

Is there a ransom demand?

gIve US tHE fOlLoWinG oR U wiLl NEvEr sEe yOu'Re PReCiouS cARriE AnN oR mE aGaIn. wE dEMaNd: 1. sTRinG twO: MuRpHy'S OiL sOap c: sAnD paPeR (eXTrA fINe) 3hRee: DEnTaL wAx foRe: gEt YoUR gODdaMmeD hANd oUt oF mY aSs! aNd dON't eVeN tHInk oF cALLinG tHE coPs oR tHE chiCKs gEt iT!

He's alive... he's ALIVE!!!

I wouldn't mind a little dental wax myself - y'know if you have any left over

How the hell did I get here?

I don't know, but I am glad i found you when i did. take my hand and i will lead you out of here. quickly! there is no time to waste!

Thanks, I never saw paranoia before,this is scary,this must be the place I saw Felix the Cat at,I want to (sniff) go home.

i'ma gonna take you to the black house.

i had a feeling about him J, you really should come with me, we are going to the house with the pretty red lights

Watch out for grandmother

does anyone else feel weird when they put their hand up inside of a puppet?

and it's already warm

for some reason all i can think about is having sex with intellectually challenged womenfolk.

you are predatory that way..... I am dreaming of a planet where denim mini skirts are all the rage

I see... and how does this make you feel? Denim mini skirts - takes me back to the 80's.

hello people, wake up. i just got a full length denim skirt at Ross Dress For Less for $8.99, brought it home, cut it off above the knees, washed it, and wore it to a party last weekend with a grey embroidered low cut shirt. and i looked good. furthermore, i'll dress in whatever decade i feel like it. it's not weird anymore, it's eccentric. however, if i start wearing parachute pants, someone slap me. g'night.

i want a picture of you in parachute pants and a muscle shirt. any pattern.

i found an old pair of parachute pants that i've been wearing lately. shiiish shiiish shiiish shiiiish. these are my generation's cords. every generation needs noisy pants.

erotic puppets! yes!!

I WILL CONTINUE TO MAKE IT CLEAR THAT A. I HAVE NOT THREATENED ANYBODY and B. I HAVE BEEN THREATENED Until somebody on this GODDAMNED board acknowledges that CYBERSTALKING IS WRONG AND ANTIGONE IS WAY THE FUCK OUT OF LINE.

Cyberstalking is wrong. Antigone is out of line. Cluttering the boards with the same message over and over again is annoying. Lucy is out of line. semillama would like to see at least one thread where this doesn't have to be brought up. While gerneally peaceful and slow to anger, the North American semillama (Homo Correctus, actually descened from tibeten Yetis, and not from camels at all) has been known to become an implacable foe and incredibly smelly when provoked.

Did Antigone get quiet because of Lucifer's posts, or has he just gone somewhere?

i think maybe he knows he took it too far.

see his most recetn post, but you already have, of course... I think they both took it too far. A little suprising coming from Antigone, but you never know...

Refer to: Here We Go... Antigone is away. I assume he left the post as an indication that one of us shd, ahem, follow up on his whereabouts in the event that he does not return. (Then again/he might be off to meet Lucy for a secret holiday tryst... hehehe.)

who gives fuck-all about right and wrong? the real problem is it's BORING.

masturbation is the key

where is the lock?

Speaking of puppets,they are back http://www.meatpuppets.com/ Sem should know

what? how did that happen?

j, you like the meat puppets? wow. can i get that shit off napster?

Yes,Golden lies,it rocks!

moo

yes

perhaps the puppets got wisper, you think? and Droop? I think the puppets got my ssss. Whose hand, whose hand is it. I demand to know whose hand is up my....... God, how did I get here? (repetitive from J above, not to be confused with K or Gee)

I thiink there is a thread somewhere that details how we each got here. Me? because and through SaRAH. Got to SaRAH one night by mistake with another Sarah in Iowa, that led me to a website somewhere above Hawaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Rest is 'istory.

I have no recollection of how I ended up here. I think I searched for general happiness, which found the old site, maybe. But I want to tell Mark to take pictures of Momo's line for me. http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/18/arts/design/18momo.html