I've never been here before, i don't think.

gone.

how come no one posts here? was it a secret?

it died out

how would you know? really, why isn't there a link here on the subject index?

I don't mean the website. I mean this area of the message board.

it wasn't secret. i think it had a limited purpose and that purpose has been fulfilled to whatever degree it is going to be fulfilled. shit, i can't believe that was over 3 years ago.

We can give it a new purpose. Paranoia.com - if a link to it doesn't go anywhere, like the other threads claim, can't we use this as a "what are you afraid of?" substitute? I've been lurking/posting here for almost 5 years. That's a long time.

I think i got here in 99. I think....

i was here back in '64. do you remember when i got here, spider?

Yes, you came here after the boards' configuration changed, right? I remember having a conversation with you and then someone asked if I was your brother, and you said "I wish." You didn't know I was a girl...I wish the search function worked here.

trace i first started here in 99, as "waffleboy" ....i dont recall ever seeing you around till after dougie came...and dougie came sometime in 2000 with some dumbass inquiry about rap.

i was here first.

not really, though.

Yep, on my birthday, January 12, 2000, was my first post here.

Jan of 2000, that's right. I was messing around at HELL.com (ever try that? Man, you have to have a good connection, but it is a trip), and one of the pages it took me to was this site. I think it was towards the end of January.

spring of 1999 i believe....for me

november 1997 is the earliest wayd i can find, but i suspect i have been here for much much longer. actually, i used to post on the old site, so i've probably been around for at least five to six years. wow. time flies when you're wanking on the internet.

I showed up in the fall of 1996, when I started college. I remember you, Kelsey, and Whet and SE and PetRock and......ummmmm....Jim the Pajama Boy and Stone...... My first post under this name was in 1998, I think....about a paper I didn't want to write.

Invitation If you are a dreamer, come in If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar, A hope-er. a pray-er, a magic bean buyer... If you're a pretender, come sit by the fire For we have some flax-golden tales to spin. Come in! Come in!

I think the lovely Nelly is the most original* of the posters. It's almost precisely a year since I started posting. As per usual, Spunky is quite incorrect. He started posting after me. I remember his arrival and that of his colleague, Satan, quite distinctly. *Please note I did not refer in any way to "old". Thank you.

I would have to say late winter/early spring of 1999. I remember getting into a dumb argument with swine over something. I was just looking for a place to rant and leave, little did I realize I had found a home (fade in sentimental music)

Monday, April 27, 1998 - 06:33 pm Ask me how I know.

i watched for a long time i do that i was here before sem? hm. wouldn't have thought it.

how do you know? yes, nelly has been here for ages. also, the maggy with a y and the maggie with an ie. also, chordata and spiracle.

How I know.

And of course, little ole me. Let's see...I remember a few people from here when I first came here. There was Kelsey...now known as Agatha...there was Dreamgirl..now known as God only knows....there was Blindswine....there was Nate...there was Jimbabe...there was Pete...there was my WETFLY... which whats her face...ummm...Heather was so kind to remind us all of at WAYD.... I'm sure there were others but I dont really have the time, or interest, to go back and dig through 4 years of stuff. Funny how time goes by so fast. I must say I'm a little curious about something...does chasing Nate around Sorbaji like a little puppy dog ever get "tiresome" Heather? Maybe in 4 years I'll remind you of your immatureness by posting all of your shit for everyone to see.

that's an example of irony, patty. (not coincidence.) you're so sexy when you talk dirty, dani.

I aim to please, Nate.

slacker! where'd he go? moosejaw? motherfucking shunryu suzuki-roshi of sarcasm.

yeah, he was good.

i remember at first, dave could not comprehend why i was always checking this place out. look at him, now! i'm so proud of my accomplishments.

where is the desk story? i remember reading it, now I can't find it