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By Xxxchris on Saturday, April 11, 1998 - 10:19 pm:
    there was a monty python skit about the funniest joke in the world--so funny that if you read it you would die with laughter.

    could there be a work of art that made people die?
    a painting, or a poem or something, not like an exhibit that shoots people

    you would look at it, and be so taken and moved, that you would die
    or for that matter, art that would make anyone have an orgasm?
By Pete on Saturday, April 11, 1998 - 11:03 pm:
    I know that there is a drug out there that causes people who sneeze (or is it yawn?) to have an orgasm. Is THAT art? Probably not...
By Xxxchris on Saturday, April 11, 1998 - 11:35 pm:
    how about sneezing every time someone orgasms?

    when you need to sneeze, do you always sneeze the same number of times?

    but do you think that art has potential to induce those sorts of things?
By Xxxchris on Saturday, April 11, 1998 - 11:44 pm:
    how about sneezing every time someone orgasms?

    when you need to sneeze, do you always sneeze the same number of times?

    but do you think that art has potential to induce those sorts of things?
By Xxxchris on Saturday, April 11, 1998 - 11:45 pm:
    whooops
By Hannah on Sunday, April 12, 1998 - 04:57 am:
    when i sneeze, i feel much better about myself... i wouldn't call it an orgasm, but it feels good.
By Pete on Sunday, April 12, 1998 - 09:24 pm:
    ah...but sometimes sneezing can be painful.
By Markus on Monday, April 13, 1998 - 04:06 am:
    When I sneeze (in groups of three) I always pop three-four thoracic vertebrae.
By Scott a reinard on Tuesday, April 14, 1998 - 09:58 pm:
    Wenn ist das Feuerhund git und Schlotermeyer?
By Brian Islam and Brucie on Wednesday, April 15, 1998 - 12:48 am:
    My hovercraft is full of eels.
By Hans on Wednesday, April 15, 1998 - 11:56 am:
    Herr Reinard:

    Du kannst Deutsch nicht. Bitte nur English, Arschkerl.
By Herr reinard...geschputz on Saturday, April 18, 1998 - 08:03 am:
    Hans,

    The "WENN IST DAS FEUERHUND GIT UND SCHLOTERMEYER"
    thing was the setup for the WORLDS MOST DANGEROUS JOKE sketch by Monty Python...not a feeble attempt on my part to speak German...aber, ich kann Deutch, Kugelschreiberhead....
By Herr Sheisskompf on Saturday, June 20, 1998 - 07:24 pm:
    Warum habst du eine Schlampe?!
    Du habst eine Mutter, eine Schwester, und eine Hund!
    Warum habst du eine Schlampe?!?
By Herr Bayer on Friday, July 3, 1998 - 02:53 am:
    Meinetwegen weiss ich, dass ich Grammatik habe.

    Wie kamen wir hier ploetzlich auf Deutsch? Brauchen wir einen freistandigen Thread, oder?

    Sehr fremd.
By V on Wednesday, February 7, 2001 - 10:49 am:

    v

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