And all through the house Everbody felt shitty Even the mouse Mom at the whorehouse And dad smoking grass Had just settled down For a nice piece of ass Then out on the lawn Heard such a clatter Sprung from my place To see what was the matter Out on the lawn, Saw a big dick Knew in a moment It must be Saint Nick He came down the chimney Like a bat out of hell I knew in a moment The fucker had fell He filled all our stockings With pretzels and beer And a big rubber dick For my brother the queer He rose up the chimney With a thunderous fart The son of a bitch Blew the chimney apart He swore and he cursed As he rode out of sight Piss on you all And have a hell of a night |
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