My son clogged the toilet with something, I don't know what. I tried plunging and plunging and plunging the fucking thing. It will not unclog. It drains very very slowly. This has been a problem for about three days. Yesterday I brought this problem to the landladies attention. She came over with this long metal chain thing and started to unwined it out into the toilet hole. It got to a certain point and stopped. I asked her to call the plummer, she came over with a copy of the lease and said that it was my problem. Well, I guess since Russell clogged it, it is my problem. Last night I took a shit and it wouldn't flush at all, I had to get a bucket and scoop it out. I had to dump the shitwater outside. Any suggestions? I dont want to call a plummer and pay their outrages prices. Does Draino Work?

Daddy, i can't find fluffy, either.

Suggestion: Don't shit in a nonflusher, dumbass.

OK Sluggo, next time I will come over to your house and shit at your doorstep. I only have one toilet in the apartment. I really didn't have a choice. And besides, it was flushing, just not well. I didn't know it wouldn't flush at all, but thanks for your advice anyway.

Call the plumBer. There's nothing more you can do on your own. And having a working toilet is worth the expense.

Actually, I put an entire bottle of Liquid Plumber Septic Solution into the toilet. Flushed it a few times, a major improvement. I will give it a few days and see if it keeps getting better.

heh

Hey skottey, are you going to put some pictures of the clogged toilet on your cool (kewl) website?

I should, I could create a banner labeled x-wife and link it to a page displaying pictures of the toilet overflow problem. Good idea Thumper, thanks.

Ok, so a clogged toilet is not that bad when you have a baby things could be worse, a baby could puke all over you and your washer could be broke, so all in all it is not that bad.

You must be an english professor, Haven. I can smell an english professor anywhere. Skotty - you married a clogged toilet? i'm not sure i follow.

liquid plum-R and DRANO. learn how to fuckin' spell.

WELCOME TO OUR COUNTRY. DID YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LAST NAME IS A TERM FOR PICTURES OF PEOPLE FUCKING?

Nate- Yes, I married a clogged toilet, or close too it. After all the shit I have been through with her, today the divorce was finalized! Thank GOD! I hate that woman. The cutody of Russell still drags on though :( Bjorn Porn- I am truly sorry I cannot spell the brand names of those products, it is not that often that they are up for consideration in my mind. I never really took the time to even care how they are spelled. Thank you for bringing that to my attention. I will never forget how to spell them now.

No Nate, i'm not a Professor, I am the farthest from that. I hated school when i was there. Thanks for the comp.

good, skottey, my work here is done. and yes, nate, i am aware of the english implications of my last name.

God, you're stupid.

Thanks for making Skottey look so good, Bjorn!

Skottey -- what's the URL for yr website? And pls. skip the overflowing john pics. Just call the plumber & be done w/it. I guarantee you/ if you've got a little one in the house/the clog was not caused my anything organic. For all you know/yr IRS forms might be down there/ courtesy of yr kid. (Which is why they make lid locks.) But I hope you had a good time w/him. And try to avoid a custody battle. If you get reg. unsupervised visitation/then let it rest. Women nearly always get custody of small children -- it's one of the few perks left to us. And even if you don't like yr ex/if she's a good mom/why hassle her? Nobody ends up satisfied in those kinds of cases but the lawyers who dicked you both for every cent you've got.

"one of the few perks left to us" ? please.

RC- My URL is http://www.skottey.com Please, tell me more about these "lid locks", I have never seen one or heard of such a thing, I lock the fridge though. As far as the custody battle, it appears that you have not read very many of my posts. I have had temporary legal custody of my son since last July. My xwife kidnapped him from me prior to that. Evertything is going in my favor at this point. I really truly hate to bust your bubble but those days of women nearly always automatically getting the kids is over. That is a thing of the past. In fact, in my state of residence, Florida, it is written in the law that man/woman are equally considered, the better parent is given custody. I agree with you, in general, women are better parents, but that is not always the case. My xwife is lucky she gets unsupervised visits.... Take a look at my website, see for yourself how much I think of my child. It's not every man that puts up a website with over 500 pictures of the most important person in his life, his son.

I,too live in FL. And if yr ex kidnapped yr son/I'm sorry you had to go thru that. But I was speaking of how the courts generally rule. I've known only 2 men in my entire life who were granted custody of their kids by a judge. Bu yr boy certainly looks happy in those picutres/so you're obviously doing something right.

RC- Like I said, most of the time women are better. But in this case, that is not the case. I am sure the two men you knew were good parents too. What city do you live in Florida? Your not in Tampa are you?

No -- Sarasota. About an hour away.

Sarasota, I used to live there, my dad still does. My girlfriend lived there too, up until about 3 months ago. We still go there to Lido and Siesta beaches sometimes on the weekends. Unfortunately there was no work for me there at the time so I found my way up to Tampa. Tampa is Heaven as far as professional computer job positions go.

Hello Dave........Is Dave here? My wife she wanna use the toilet dave. she unblock the toilet dave. dave.dave. youre my wife nowwwwww...............

that was the funniest thing i ever saw in my whole life is there any way to get a recording of it?

you men are really funny.. but how do you unclog a toilet that my boyfriend dropped a tongue scrapper into then flushed cuz he thought it would go down..I really need to know and heloise has nothing for this!!

you withhold sex until your boyfriend deals with it. what the hell was he thinking, anyway?

And then for added punishment make him clean the toilet with bleach and his tongue.My husband flushed rib bones down our toilet once,it cost $75.00 for the rotor rooter man in the late 70's.I was sooo pissed off.

I've had a good bit of trouble with things getting clogged in my toilets. The kind of stuff that is supposed to be flushed down them. I know it's these $@%&#... one and a half gallon toilets. They were made to save water. But, if you have to flush them more than once they don't save anything. Tell your boyfriend to buy a toilet auger, a good one. The cheap household versions don't work. Then he can fish out the junk he trys to flush but won't.

i wants to fulk women & i wants to drink there milk