I have a nipple problem.


sorabji.com: I need advice: I have a nipple problem.
By Cheeken God on Thursday, October 21, 1999 - 03:02 pm:

    I'm a young, virile, male, and my right nipple is fine...but my left nipple is sort of inverted, and when it gets cold, he just goes further in. It's like a turtle. If I talk to him just right, he comes out...but he spends most of his time in. Any ideas?


By Nate on Thursday, October 21, 1999 - 03:12 pm:

    lithium. if you were a normal male you wouldn't be worried about your fucking nipples.

    you shouldn't have them anyway. YOU'RE A FUCKING MAN.


By Waffles on Thursday, October 21, 1999 - 03:18 pm:

    get it pierced.......


By Cheeken God on Thursday, October 21, 1999 - 03:19 pm:

    Which brings up perhaps a more important point:
    Why do men have nipples? I think they're for biting during nasty sex.


By Nate on Thursday, October 21, 1999 - 04:24 pm:

    i don't think you've ever had nasty sex.


By J on Thursday, October 21, 1999 - 04:39 pm:

    Maybe he did,maybe letting people bite his nipples is what made one inverted.


By Waffles on Thursday, October 21, 1999 - 05:50 pm:

    what is the qualifier nate?


By Nate on Thursday, October 21, 1999 - 05:52 pm:

    if you have to ask...


By Waffles on Thursday, October 21, 1999 - 05:58 pm:

    well..........yes


By Margret on Thursday, October 21, 1999 - 06:30 pm:

    One of my nipples is inverted 1/2 the time. I kind of like it.


By Sarah on Thursday, October 21, 1999 - 07:41 pm:

    i have never had nasty sex either.



By Waffles on Thursday, October 21, 1999 - 07:49 pm:

    so margret the other 1/2 you are cold or turned on?


By Ss on Thursday, October 21, 1999 - 08:37 pm:

    i am totally self-concious about my nipples... they're really big (i'm a girl)... nearly takes up the whole breast. i don't know, it's embarrassing..


By Nate on Thursday, October 21, 1999 - 08:50 pm:

    like fried eggs?


By Sarah on Thursday, October 21, 1999 - 08:51 pm:

    it's ok, as long as they're not hairy.


By Nate on Thursday, October 21, 1999 - 08:55 pm:

    not really, sarah. it depends on size of breasts and symmetry of nipple.

    huge, oddly shaped aerolas on smalls breasts look like fried eggs.


By N on Thursday, October 21, 1999 - 11:50 pm:

    my roommate in college had the huge-nipples-on-practically-nonexistent-breasts thing.

    after she had her first baby, the breasts kind of caught up with the nipples.


By Waffles on Friday, October 22, 1999 - 11:38 am:

    i kinda have to side with sarah, i was one with a girl that had hairy nipples. I never saw her again. I am not so partial against the fried egg syndrom....i would hate for a woman look down upon me for something on my pecker that may be unique


By heather on Friday, October 22, 1999 - 11:43 am:

    what would that be?


By Waffles on Friday, October 22, 1999 - 11:58 am:

    i was speaking figuratively, nothing specific per se....besides, i am modest


By J on Friday, October 22, 1999 - 12:14 pm:

    Ha!!!


By Waffles on Friday, October 22, 1999 - 12:36 pm:

    i thought you'd like that


By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Friday, October 22, 1999 - 02:13 pm:

    even I liked that!

    :-O


By Joe Johnson on Thursday, April 8, 2004 - 03:13 pm:

    I like big puffy soft nipples that have to be persuaded to get hard! I have only seen one set of fully inverted nipples. They were very sensitive for her at first but then she became very aroused with me playing/sucking on them--to the point that she had multiple orgasms with me just suck and playing with them! I really love looking/playing with nipples--I don't think I was properly weaned!
    Joe!


By Mr.Z on Tuesday, April 27, 2004 - 07:36 pm:

    Why don't you try a vacuum, but first put some super glue on your nip then keep the vacuum on it and when the glue dries...WhaLLAHHHH


By on Wednesday, April 28, 2004 - 04:21 pm:

    :~)


By Me on Monday, September 20, 2004 - 07:44 pm:

    if we were all the same, life would be very boring


By Me on Monday, September 20, 2004 - 07:44 pm:

    if we were all the same, life would be very boring


By D on Tuesday, May 17, 2005 - 12:13 am:

    )- )-