Is This Really Medicine?


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By Steeljam on Friday, December 24, 1999 - 01:42 am:

    Hey, Just need a second opinion.

    My doctor, not Dr.J by the way, says he can
    cure my chronic backache. I have had this problem
    along with a couple of others all my life.

    He recommends Penis Reduction Therapy.

    Has anyone ever been through this? Does it hurt?
    Do they use leaches or something or what?
    How much excess weight would Mobie have to lose?

    Just curious.


By Dr. Makeim BnDova on Friday, December 24, 1999 - 01:47 am:

    I believe I am qualified to render a second opinion concerning your case.

    Please make an appointment with my office immediately.

    I have much experience in such matters.


By Patrick on Friday, December 24, 1999 - 04:24 am:

    don't let anyone mess with yer jimmy .........


    just let it be, work it through yourself,


    the minute they start poking and proding....ohhh mY!


By Mr_Dick on Friday, December 24, 1999 - 12:34 pm:

    Why not leave it alone? Just push it around in a wheel barrow.


By J on Friday, December 24, 1999 - 12:41 pm:

    Maybe you can hit it big time in the porn biz,make that thing 'work' for you.


By Czarina on Friday, December 24, 1999 - 12:51 pm:

    Just throw it over your shoulder and burp it.


By WanderingWillyTheWhacker on Wednesday, December 29, 1999 - 10:54 pm:

    Hey, go for it steeljam.
    I had the same problem. After extensive therapy
    I'm now down to a lanky 9 inches.
    My back pains are gone and the girls still go
    for the little fellar!


By Gee on Thursday, December 30, 1999 - 02:32 am:

    whatever.

    is it weird that I really like my cola to be lukewarm? I take a freezing cold pepsi out of the fridge and let it sit on the desk for thirty to sixty minutes before I open it. then I nurse it for one or two hours (remember what I said about holding liquids in my mouth for awhile before swallowing?). it gets better and better as time goes on.

    Not room tempreture. just, slightly chilled.


By Geesus on Thursday, December 30, 1999 - 08:18 pm:

    Right Gee, WHATEVER


By Dr.J on Friday, December 31, 1999 - 08:11 am:

    We will just have to get rid of Mobie,it,s the best way I can help you.Soon you can do crab crawls without that pesky Mobie in the way.


By Steeljam on Wednesday, November 29, 2000 - 10:10 pm:

    An Update
    2:45pm 11/28/00:
    Mobie will go under the knife. My fate is in the doctor's hands.


By Aunty Matter on Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 04:57 pm:

    well get it out