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There's this amazing woman that I, um, sorta have fallen in love with. Problem. She's 11 years older than me. She lives across the country. You know who you are, I guess. Right. What do I do about it? |
Is it just one-sided infatuation or does she return your feelings? If it's one-sided, you need to write bad poetry and not send it, create a little shrine to her and make daily offerings of flowers, and generally wallow around and know that in six weeks, you'll probably feel the same thing for someone else. Having crushes is normal...and it can be quite delicious when it gets the hormones all worked up. You just have to try to keep a lid on it and not let it make you miserable. If she returns your feelings, then maybe you should be planning a little cross-country odyssey armed with some lubricant. And take pics and post em. |
Has she told you to put it up her ass? |
You're at sorabji now, busta. You need to let it all out. And if it's the same woman I have fallen for, better forget the whole thing. |
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1) age ain't nothin' but number. unless someone is like 16 (which will get you 15-20) in other words if you aren't bothered by it (which i am not sure you aren't cause you state it in the problem.) and if she isn't bothered by it, NEXT! 2) does she even know? if she doesn't i say the least you can do is let her in on the big secret. better to be rejected far away instead of close up. 3) for the love of pete give it a shot. if you have no faith in the whole thing, if it is indeed a "problem" then let it go. if you think it can be something beautiful and wonderful, and cheesy, sappy and filled with hot snotty sex, then sell everything you own and get going. or just let her know you would do that. assuming your feelings are that strong. *please bear in mind that i am the biggest hypocrite around here.* |
Coward: Usually when people say this sorta thing, they already know what they want to do, and are looking for feedback. Do you WANT to go cross country? how long have you known her? (plus all the other questions already asked) How old are you? My advice is to go meditate for an afternoon: realize exactly where she fits into you, exactly how far you are willing to go for her; also examine your own connection to your surroundings, and attempt to see the universe from the point of view of everything your eyes come across. Right. Then, realize that if you know where you and she both fit in your life, you probably know what you want to do; that you don't need our approval of your plan, made up solely of it's rightness for YOU. then go do it, whatever it is. |
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I guess i kinda have a crush on mavis, thats all. Somebody hit me. |
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But you better forget the whole thing ;) She makes a great friend though, so get over this crush as soon as you can, to avoid possible future awkward moments ( I speak from many years of experience on things like that...) |
Less of a beating than I expected! Thanks. I'll get right to it. |
It would be nice to know how to glean such things as ips. |
We don't ALWAYS turn on people so quickly... |
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nope. I'm getting nervous. I'm leaving in 51 hours. |
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"I was young and foolish once, I feel old and foolish now." |
i'll beat you if you want me to. You don't even have to ask...I'll even pay for the airfare! Cat, thanks. I pride myself in liking worthwhile people. It's been a while since i've had free time to make some quality posts. |
nosey nosey nosey. |
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I can probably assure you it's a no. I've never met anyone here in flesh. Yet. |
my friend Ron came back from Israel and brought me some pepsi. I can't wait to taste them. Pepsi's of the World continues!! |
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that reminds me...i need to email her. haven't written her since she went back. |
I bought a pair of underpants for a male friend of mine. is that a weird thing to buy for a Friend? we're close. they're like novelty undies. they have an elephant face on the front with a long nose he can put his hoohaw in. there's a little button on the end of the nose and if you press it you hear jingly music. the back is thongish. I figure if I beg really hard he'll put them on for about ten seconds. |
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jes dress em up and giggle, for your pleasure oh how cute, the elephant's trunk........its its a weenie!!!!! for her pleasure...... and they say howard stern is a boob for playing bongos on a chicks ass with a flouder while she sings hotel california sheeeeeeesh leave us our dignity would ya don't make the poor boy put on the underwear, for the love of some sorta god, please don't |
i think bunches of grapes would make good clothing. |
And "dignity" in the bedroom----get on with you now. |
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You're still a long way from graduating from Ninja school. |
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(and then ask to see them in it) weird? |
the wife once got a cock ring, when she worked at an adult/lingerie shop........i took one look.... and told her she was out of her mind. Although, it was kinda fun when we body painted.......blue snakes et al.......perhaps because i was simultaneously painting her as well it was demeaning...... so perhaps if you offer to something of yourself in return it won't be weird or humiliating for him. ever taken a male dog to the vet? ever see the look on the dogs face when the doc grabs his nuts for an exam? |
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Mostly I think we do it just for the look on the pizza-delivery guys face. "No way! there's NO WAY Boardwalk is worth two-thousand dollars!" "Shut UP and gimme the dice!" "So, you gonna buy the damned property, or just sit and..." *DING-DONG* "heh." "heh." "heh." COME IN!!!!!!! well, hell. it's cheaper than tipping, that's for sure. (I KNOW that somewhere in the rule book, it says that if they run screaming from your house, you don't hafta tip 'em.) right. back to the threadishness. If you ask your friend to show off his elephant-style privates in private, he might get ideas. Maybe you're an elephant fetishist? (I'm in the middle of hooking up with one of my best friends, otherwise, I'd say "if your close friends, it won't matter." Ya keep thinkin' that, then they jump you. Just ain't fair.) Get him nicely messy at a party, then get the entire crowd to start chanting his name (or his little friends name, if you know it? THEY ALL have names. Little known fact: T.S. Eliot's poem "the naming of cats" was actually going to be called "the naming of cocks," but his editor interfered.) |
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I'm giving him more than just underwear. I'm giving him a Memory that will last a lifetime. |
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some days i don't know either.... |
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My penis, in fact, does not require it's own zip code. However, it does have quite an abnormally large magnetosphere. Mavis is right, the story is long and probably totally different when told from each side. |
Aw, c'mon. please? Plus, I'll add an extra story in for free. It'll be called... um... "Gee and the episode of the exploding elephant underpants." |
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