i'm jealous of this girl at work because she sucks up to the boss and he's such an idiot, he falls for it. She's not smarter or prettier than me everyone else doesn't like her, then why the hell am I jealous? it's not my nature to suck up to the boss to get favours, but maybe i should be doing this. do you think i should?

Of course. That's all this world is really about. Favors from your boss. I think you need to really take a look at why you're jealous. What are you jealous of? That she's got your boss's balls in her hand? If he's an idiot, then you really have nothing to be jealous about.

You're right, thanks. i guess i'm jealous that she gets away with so much shit at the office like "working" from home often, and gets more credit than she deserves. i just have to keep reminding myself that everyone else (except the idiot) sees through this.

She's probably blowing the boss.

I believe that would technically fall under the "sucking" category.

what does this co-worker have to do with you? probably nothing. so why do you care? do you want to favor of your boss? Is this an inkling of the o-so stereotypical female catty nature peeking its ugly head? Do you feel some sort of sense of competition?

"o-so stereotypical female catty nature peeking its ugly head?" My head is pretty. Don't use my name in vain or I'll have to scratch your eyes out Patrick. I reckon Angela needs to stop worrying about what her co-workers are up to and who the boss prefers. This is a bloody workplace, not the playground at primary school. Incidentally, men hate women bitching...if the boss has a whiff of your attitude, he would probably write you off as a silly useless bitch.

is there something preventing you from enjoying similar experiences- like laughing at stupid jokes or maybe offering to mow his lawn? don't be jealous of something you can do as well- go for it, suck like crazy. or maybe you're jealous of something else? get a new job, that should do it.

You could offer to do some housework.. cook him some food, scrub the toilet... Then clean his clock.

some guys would pay money to have you scratch their eyes out luv.....especially after the ass shot i saw...

I am so stressed that not only did I just go get cookies out of the vending machine, I realized I threw away the wrapper without checking the caloric information. fuck.

you probably don't want to know anyway. hm. i'm in the mood for some yanic scratch and sniff. poobar. pussy up. corn fed, ass pipe, monkey wrench. steel eyes, shinto, rudeboys. horticulture, counter culture, what's your HRESULT, baby? s'ok? shoops! golden mr. t, low like flea, francisco javier celeste gonzales computercommuterprogramadore. don box, grady booch, eatme edamame eatme. i feel it karma coma scar coma cum coma cum cum cum. ,,,, peacefeast rebate. tongue in cheek. tongue in CHEEK. wink. wink. wink. feel this, baby. touch this, baby. kneel, bow, kowtow... turn around. hmmm. open your eye. lady. lately in where out where in where out in out in out in. friend. hmm. lady. rising son, native born, bush baby, brocolli, eggs over. .. easy does it. sit down. spin. ya. ya ya ya. love it.

mmm...what was in your cookies Nate? Some tasty wasty hashy stashy?

i got me one of them hashy stashy my fucking head hurts... i wanna go back to bed i watched indie rock at the lounge last night nate have you been listening to that rap music again?

shit, that's what work does to me.

break out. take the marrakesh express. i have morroco all rolled up in my pants.

Czarina are both busting the bud right now

and I...see?

"busting the bud" ...it sounds like you're doing something else. But that could just be my gutter snipe mind. I'm still laughing at Nate's line about "unholy plungings" yesterday.

It's a secret code.

Fuck HRESULTs. Use exception handling.

SetErrorInfo/GetErrorInfo? blah.

??????????WTF???????????

public final static fubar() throws FuckinExceptionNumber9 { godDammitShitFuck(); }

java monkey. there is no binary standard for C++ exceptions. you can't throw exceptions out of COM objects.

I am a Java 800lb gorilla, thank you very much.

No, that's your cat.

the java VM takes HRESULTs from COM objects and turns them into exceptions. or so i hear.

Probably a COMObjectDidSomethingFuckinStupidAgain exception... :-)

your hatred is so deep seated. you're a bad, bad man.

I revel in my badness. Join me, young one...

damn. when I clicked on this thread, I thought it said "I revel in my baldness." I thought, finally, I'd found a home. farg.

It could be a drunken delusion,but I think Droopy has a alter ego,do you Droopy?

not on this thread i don't.