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By Nelly on Sunday, December 3, 2000 - 09:07 am:

    i need advice and i can't find it anywhere else on the internet our computer support guy is plump and very long waisted and when he crawls under the desk to unplug things his shirttail pulls out of his pants and his waistline descends exposing the crack between the worlds i really really do not want him to have his pants slip off while i am in the area i feel it could damage our professional relationship but last time it came awful close what advice can i give him that would prevent this

By Hal on Sunday, December 3, 2000 - 09:31 am:

    Suspenders...


    Or for yourself, possibly a welding mask?


    Tell him you don't enjoy seeing his ass crack, be a little more subtle about it than I am. I hope he'll understand.

By Cracker Jack on Sunday, December 3, 2000 - 11:06 am:

    Just threaten to sic J on him.
    He'll probably start wearing coveralls!

By Czarina on Sunday, December 3, 2000 - 11:54 am:

    Punctuation

By J on Monday, December 4, 2000 - 09:02 am:

    I think I'd just ask the guy if that was the crack of dawn.

By Gee on Monday, December 4, 2000 - 03:22 pm:

    why can't you just say "SoandSo, your pants are falling down."


    that's not rude or overly personal.

By J on Tuesday, December 5, 2000 - 10:30 am:

    But it's so much more fun to make a wise "crack".

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