what is there to do that is interesting. and not too touristy. (that can't be a word.) i am leaving on the 19th. every day is like christmas eve!

destroy nyc dumabass.

AHEM pardon DUMBASS

What do you like to do? There's Coney Island/NY Aquarium (easy ride to Brooklyn on the subway), Staten Island Ferry (great views of Manhattan & a cheap ride), MoMA, Chinatown (just walk around and find a place to eat -- or if you need recommendations, I've got 'em, i.e., Joe's Shanghai on Pell St. is THE best), Central Park Zoo & Bronx Zoo. Those are just a few off the top of my head. Check newyork.citysearch.com -- you'll find a lot there. Also, www.villagevoice.com has all the listings for concerts etc.

theres Alphabet city too

I would suggest that you find swine and demand he pay for everything.

hmmm, yes someone paying for things....a capitol idea!

and if you find your way to the silicon valley i would suggest hartziem capitol dodge. glenn hartziem will give you the best deals on new and used american cars, trucks and vans.

will he give me a good deal on a scooter? can he work that kind of magic? well? can he nate?!

who the hell rides scooters? jesus christ on a stick.

Hey, don't knock these scooters. especially the Bajaj models. These are cool. check out page one, there, too. The scooter on the bottom is really good looking.

When i heard Kosmo.com bit the bullet, i was thinking of trying to get one of their scooters for cheap.

are you fucking drunk?

what do you mean? you question kosmo.com bit the bullet? or the fact that id consider for a second in getting a scooter? I think i could have some fun with the little fucker.

i was actually talking to sem. but yeah, it's a fucking scooter.

oh my god. really? i want to buy one of their fucking scooters. cause then it would be very stylish and oh so early millineum.

stylish my ass. are you fuckign drunk?

Scooters are fun. I haven't been real drunk in a while. Those are nice looking scooters. Back when therer were ska chicks, that would've drawn 'em like flies.

Semi, You realize that post makes little to no sense?

it makes sense to me Sem! a lot of people think i am all about ska, when all i really want is a boy with a scooter to drive me around. and so we can get real drunk and break things. <sigh>

fuck the french! fuck the scooters!

i think ska chicks silly. that whole fring haircut...whats it called...having all the hair shaved except the front bangs. i know its judgemental, im not afraid of it. maybe it's because there was a so called, self-proclaimed ska-chick i knew...she was an extremely repulsive girl, in ever way imaginable. Im not ashamed to say i judged her on her looks and her smell. I just imagine her, that damn flight jacket, plaid skirts and suspenders around her waist that never held up anything and that wretched smile. Not even ugly- pretty, ugly ugly. Not even smelly-good, smelly- smelly. Im glad Jared hooked up with her though. He had a hard time with the ladies. We used to stay up late, listening to records, making fart noises with our armpits, smoking his dad's grass Jared was king at the armpit fart noises. God damn ska chick.

hey now.. i currently have an oi. but it is very afro-centric. so i look more like a Fishbone stunt double than the ska girl from the previous story. although i am pretty ugly....hmmm.

i saw your picture hon.....i MEAN THIS GIRL WAS UUUUUUUGLY...

like hit by a truck carrying ugli fruit, ugly?

yes.

i want to ride a ska girly like a scooter

now that would indeed be interesting.

you're all wankers

and coming from you that means so much.