MY BOYFRIEND X GIRLFRIEND MOVED TO CHICAGO AND NOW THAT SHE'S GONE WE ARE BACK TOGETHER. WE BROKE UP BECAUSE THEY WERE STILL GOING TOGETHER. HE WENT TO VISIT HER BUT TOLD ME HE JUST WENT THERE TO GO TO CHURCH WITH HIS GRANDMOTHER BUT HE NEVER GOES TO CHURCH AND WE LIVE IN GARY. wHY WOULD HE GO TO CHURCH ALL THE WAY IN CHICAGO NOW THAT HE X LIVES THERE. HOW SHOULD I HANDLE THIS. i'M STARTING TO THINK THAT THE ONLY REASON HE'S TRYING TO MAKE OUR RELATIONSHIP WORK IS BECAUSE SHE MOVED

I AM THE CHEESE. GOO GOO GACHOO.

that is the only reason you should really put you concentration in the educational direction

who moved the cheese, dammit

why isn't cuntcentration a word?

from the dictionary of word origins: Cunt - The first reference to the word "cunt" is an early medieval Oxford street-name: Gropecuntlane (it was afterwards renamed Magpie lane). This was around 1230, and from later in the same century there are records of a street of the same name (presumably the haunt of prostitutes) in London, probably around the area of modern Cheapside. York, too, had its Grapcunt Lane in the 15th century. "Cunt" has a number of Germanic cognates, including Old Norse "kunta", Middle Dutch "kunte", and possibly Middle High German "kotze" (prostitute), which point to a prehistoric Germanic ancestor "kunton" (female genitals), but beyond that its origins are not known. A link has been suggested with Latin "cuneus" (wedge).

who ate my cheetos?

Unfortunately,I don't think poor Nita's cuntcentration will be sustained long enough,for her to fully encompass Droopys wonderfull,[and as always,insightful],narrative on the origins of the noun in question. I love you,Droopy. Partick,please pass me the Cheeto's,and I'll share my dip with you :)