I'm new to this site, so excuse me if i say something obvious or something... im a 16 year old male in Western NY, and for some reason i can only get any girls to give me a second glance when i travel. for example: i met a really cute girl at a resort in canada recently, but i havent been able to keep in touch. ANYWAYS, i always have situations like that, where i meet girls and it goes nowhere after i leave. basically i wish some girl in my town had some interest in me, but what are the chances of that? i'm just a hopeless loser in my town, but when i travel i can talk to almost any girl, and get good vibes. am i just paranoid or something!? anyone have any advice?

what is there but the obvious? leave your town it's a terrible place. though you might find that other places are just as bad. or worse.

buy a goat with a big pussy.

maybe you can borrow nate's his various decrepitudes have slowed down the goat-lovin

(You feel) you are locked into the "loser" role in your small community/high school/family. Elsewhere, you reel free to be yourself or reinvent yourself, as no one has any preconceptions. Similar to the suddenly insouciant online personas of some of the real-life gumps on this board. You diagnosed it yourself, then went off the rails right at the end with the paranoid red herring. Mix them metaphors, kids.

DON'T START TELLING ME HOW I FEEL SMUG ASS MOTHER FUCKER INSOUCIANT. SHIT ASS. THANKS FOR THE BRILLIANT OBSERVATION

What an immature little boy...asks for advice and then throws a fit when someone takes an interest. Run along, kid, go back to frantically beating off in your room. Because even a goat's not going to put up with your miserable little self. Does your Mommy know you're still up?

oh that was me aidin had to go to bed, i was channeling

bad heather.

i pray i'm never the hopeless loser in town. I just couldn't stand to wear that hat. loveable and annoying drunk, sure. hell, even the smelly junky, but man, never the hopeless loser

Which reminds me Patrick,I actually tried to find Angry Sam,but to no avail so I have actually watched some episodes of that elimidate or the ones in Phoenix and Tempe and Scottsdale.I thought it was kind of cruel,with everyone dissing the others,I was really impressed with the little "lady" who when it was down to her and one other girl,pulled the man in the bathroom at a nice Scottsdale resturant and gave him a blow job,while the other "date" waited outside the door because they were on their way to being seated before the "lady" pulled him into the can.Of course he picked the b.j. date,even though the other girl was better looking and had a better personality.I'd love to hears some of Sam's thoughts on the game.

sam tells me its all staged. he and the other associate producers encourage the canidates to say something that they know will land them in good, or get them "elimidated" right away. Meanwhile the canidate may be dumbfounded all the while. feel very sorry for sam. the show is torture. im glad he comes home this weekend.

AIDIN, Didn't your mother ever tell you not to go digging in other peoples garbage. I thought I burried that personality when I got married. Stop living my adolesence. I did it already. Start your own.

aidin, you're 16 and an asshole. get over it. all you can do is bee yourself. bah. i sound like some sort of hypocrite.

daang, who said all that shit and claimed it was me? the first post in this subject was the only one i made until this one. thanks to SuZQ for the advice, which the rest of you deprived me of because some dumbass framed me. ugh i need rest.

was it heather? agh, forget it im just a loser here just like everywhere. bah humbug!

"...for some reason i can only get any girls to give me a second glance when i travel..." Aidin, you should be travelling no matter where you are. You'll have no problems attracting women.

i agree with antigone. you should be taking drugs wherever you are.

i too need a girl. someone soft and sweet and smart and smiley.

Hey Sarah, I'm soft and sweet and smart and smiley!

How about a 10 yr. old thai boy?

oh god

See the world's best prisons. Tour the world's most famous rehab facilities. Join the druggies world tour.

World tour?!?! No shit? Where do we sign up? Is it going to be like that AIDs bike ride? You provide the food, tents, drugs and training.

Sure. Just write your local DEA office for the details. And, don't forget to include all pertinate details, name, address, all your phone numbers, e-mail address, and the name address and phone number of your local connection. I'm sure someone will contact you directly.