Finding a girlfriend


sorabji.com: I need advice: Finding a girlfriend
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By Javier Saviola on Saturday, March 2, 2002 - 07:35 pm:

    Is there any way it's possible to find a girlfriend without her friends stopping her seeing - even talking to you - or without some third party (i.e. some guy who's close to her, or even maybe a boyfriend she's hiding) threatening or assaulting you?

    How the hell do guys find girlfriends and get married when the above things are rife?


By eri on Saturday, March 2, 2002 - 07:56 pm:

    Try not sending mean upsetting emails.


By Fester on Saturday, March 2, 2002 - 09:22 pm:

    roll her up in a big piece of carpet and keep her your basement


By semillama on Saturday, March 2, 2002 - 11:20 pm:

    You're probably rife.


By J on Sunday, March 3, 2002 - 12:30 pm:

    Learn how to lick your eyebrows.


By Czarina on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 12:04 pm:

    Have your email privilages revoked.


By Aidin on Tuesday, March 19, 2002 - 11:52 pm:

    no, its not possible.
    now that that has been answered,
    lets eat some pie!


By Antigone on Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 01:54 am:

    Learn how to lick your email privilages.


By Hal on Thursday, March 21, 2002 - 12:28 am:

    Fuck women... women are the devil...


    Present company excluded


By pez on Thursday, March 21, 2002 - 12:34 am:

    call me.


By patrick on Thursday, March 21, 2002 - 11:28 am:

    screwing men could pose less trouble hal. its a much more honest engagement.


By semillama on Thursday, March 21, 2002 - 07:59 pm:

    For cryin' out loud, hal, haven't you tried nerve
    yet?

    I can say that because of nerve, I have had
    more dates with more women in the amount
    of time it's been than ever in my life.

    and the last one was damn good looking.

    Oops, I wasn't going to talk abot that anymore.


By moonit on Friday, March 22, 2002 - 01:28 am:

    Well now you have to.


By Czarina on Saturday, March 23, 2002 - 01:52 am:

    Tiggy,you can't bait us,and then not spill the beans....................


By MOHSEN on Wednesday, November 26, 2003 - 08:27 am:

    I AM VERY SHY .I WANT TO FIND A GIRLFRIEND,BUT I DONOT KNOW THE WAY.


By Gikkk on Saturday, September 18, 2004 - 08:46 am:

    oh femal,lovely small beautiful animal


By Paul on Monday, November 1, 2004 - 08:57 am:

    i am looking for a girlfriend.


By kazu on Monday, November 1, 2004 - 11:00 am:

    "and the last one was damn good looking."

    what happened to her?


By dave. on Monday, November 1, 2004 - 11:41 am:

    FOUL!


By semillama on Monday, November 1, 2004 - 01:06 pm:

    thanks dave.


By Gee on Monday, November 1, 2004 - 01:29 pm:

    not foul!

    public forum, dude. you can't just leave comments like that lying around.


By kazu on Monday, November 1, 2004 - 01:36 pm:

    thanks gee


By Antigone on Monday, November 1, 2004 - 01:55 pm:

    I'm cornfused...


By semillama on Monday, November 1, 2004 - 01:58 pm:

    It's a foul because Kazu knows very well who "the last one" is.


By kazu on Monday, November 1, 2004 - 02:00 pm:

    no i don't


By patrick on Monday, November 1, 2004 - 02:27 pm:

    does it matter?


By Antigone on Monday, November 1, 2004 - 02:37 pm:

    Holy shit, kazu, must we whack you with the cluestick?


By kazu on Monday, November 1, 2004 - 03:29 pm:

    yes, a cinnamon one please.


By Antigone on Monday, November 1, 2004 - 04:19 pm:

    It's you, shugah! With a cherry on top!


By Blacktieger18 on Tuesday, November 30, 2004 - 11:41 am:

    I'm looking for a girlfriend to
    I've asked 4 girls and they all
    said no. And yet non of them had
    a boyfriend when I asked. What the
    hell's up with that!!??


By Nate on Tuesday, November 30, 2004 - 01:28 pm:

    you're trying too hard?

    you have nothing to offer?

    you're deformed?

    air hisses through your fly due to the vacuum in your crotch?

    you have a less than pleasant scent?

    frightening open sores?

    poorly manicured nails? sad cuticles?

    hangnails?

    halitosis?

    herpes?

    you drink too much?

    you don't drink enough?

    shoe size less than 10 (44 european)?

    unibrow?

    unitard?

    unicycle?

    you are too serious?

    you are not serious enough?

    bad haircut?

    bad hairline?

    inability to stay standing?

    inability to stay awake?

    compulsive vomiting?

    bedwetting?

    poor form?

    bad complexion?

    nose hair?

    nosegay?



By lapis on Tuesday, November 30, 2004 - 02:00 pm:

    silence?


By jack on Sunday, October 22, 2006 - 03:11 pm:



    this is hilarious


By V on Sunday, October 22, 2006 - 04:31 pm:

    jack,the head
    ing is "finding a girlfriend",as you happen to be in to gays,how come you post?


By jack on Sunday, October 22, 2006 - 04:37 pm:



    haha! that is very clever, v! implying that i am gay! very clever, for a ten-year old!




By V on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 - 07:19 pm:

    jack,you do indeed post very gay indeed,I can not explain why it happens,and I do wish I were 10 years again,I happen to be old,live in England,but dont regard my self as English,have a small team at my disposal,can beat most problems the net can throw at me.I can allwas pay bills,am carefull,(not tight,)with money,I like street musicians and all ways give them money,and to a small extent,I am "word blind" and am kind to homeless people and animals,even you....jack,odd as it may seem,v cant find one Sorabji that claims to understand you,thats a fact.,do you care to dispute that?,thats just an observation,nothing more.


By V on Wednesday, October 25, 2006 - 06:20 pm:

    jack,git back.jack,how come you post BIG? status or somthing?....post in colour if you wish,but keep it small.No insult intended.,just an obervation,right?


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