Stop Masturbating With Jesus

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By D. Bengston on Monday, April 29, 2002 - 10:23 pm:

    I went to that website http://www.selfabuse.org and I am going to try everything they say to do so I can stop. I wonder how long it will take for my teeth to turn white again and for my nose to stop running.

    Anybody see the page with the stuff for sale to help you stop wanking? Its at http://www.selfabuse.org/devices.html

    The say on the site that if you masturbate, people will know. How do they know? I mean, I know they can tell by looking at me that I just did it but how do they know? Like, do I glow or something? Anybody know?

By Nate on Tuesday, April 30, 2002 - 01:36 am:

    your breath smells like cum.

By Dougie on Tuesday, April 30, 2002 - 05:53 pm:

    I never masturbate with Jesus. I asked Him if He wanted to join me once, and He gave me one of Those looks.

By WHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU on Saturday, February 28, 2004 - 01:31 am:

    so... if ya want to stop masturbating,, seek a doctor for castration,,,, ok huh?

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