why am i different?

sorabji.com: I need advice: why am i different?
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By Joe on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 01:17 am:

    it's curious that i never capitalize the first letter of my name when i post, yet it is always capitalized when my posts appear on the site. other folks' names come up all lower case. why am i special?

By Joe i used only lower case on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 01:22 am:

    sorry, let me clarify. my name comes up exactly as i post it on wayd. on the message boards, it doesn't but others do. why?

By dave. on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 01:49 am:

    you're not concentrating hard enough. keep trying.

By Joe on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 01:52 am:

    i'm trying really hard,...really hard. oh, yeah,...i just farted, but my name still posted with a capital "j".

By dave. on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 01:59 am:

    the host of this site, impish little fuck that he is, designed the script to capitalize the first letter unless you add "the cocksmoker" after your name. for example: "joe the cocksmoker" will result in "joe" -- all lower case. don't be alarmed that the preview will still show "the cocksmoker". it will be omitted in the final post and the forced capitalization of the first character will also be dropped. give it a try.

By Nate on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 02:44 am:

    dave, you fuck.

By dave. on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 09:39 am:

    c'mon, it's ok to tell him. it's not like it's a secret.

By Nate on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 10:48 am:

    it's not like it's a secret anymore.

By Dougie the cocksmoker on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 11:00 am:

    Testing 1,2,3

By Dougie the cocksmoker on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 11:00 am:

    Goddammit dave!

By patrick on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 12:17 pm:

    beautiful dave beautiful

By semillama on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 03:22 pm:

    stop teasing.

    not that I'm telling.

By dave. on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 03:43 pm:

    vanity is such a bitch.

By patrick on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 05:25 pm:

    im pretty sure they would disagree with you dave.

By Ophelia on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 12:01 am:

    you know, this happens to me, too. i guess its just one of those mysterious things that the old and distinguished folk will reveal to us little ones when we complete our training.

By Nate on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 01:00 am:

    eerie.

By heather on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 03:00 am:

    i'm going to say i was the first and wait for you to prove me wrong

By sarah on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 09:55 am:


    in order to get your name all in lower case, you must do the following:

    1. you have to use your real name

    2. you have to tell the truth in every post. if you tell even one little white lie, the first letter will automatically be capitalized.

    3. you have to know what the following acronyms stand for: EHF, FTF, and FYYA.

    4. you have to send mark thomas a pair of your panties.


By TBone on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 10:30 am:

    I sent Mark a pair of my panties and he gave me two caps instead.

    Maybe they were too badly soiled.

By patrick on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 11:44 am:

    holy shit i qualify

By heather on Wednesday, June 12, 2002 - 02:39 pm:

    i have the good luck of: one, always thinking i'm telling the truth, and two, randomly sending personal items to people in the mail

By Joe on Thursday, June 13, 2002 - 12:44 am:

    man, this is great.

By wisper on Thursday, June 13, 2002 - 07:35 pm:

    see Joe, you're still not really trying.
    we can tell.

By Czarina on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 03:07 am:

    I intentionally capatalize my name,cause I'm proud to be me.

    [and I got special clearance from MTOPG]

    Joe,ya gotta be real to accomplish this task.
    The board knows the truth.

By moonit on Sunday, June 16, 2002 - 04:10 am:

    I'm real?

By Czarina on Sunday, June 16, 2002 - 04:57 am:

    you're real to me :)

By Daniel ssss on Sunday, June 16, 2002 - 05:20 pm:

    No One Is Real. No One Is Upper Cased. Unless You Are. That's All.

By The Watcher on Monday, June 17, 2002 - 06:12 pm:

    I am the creator.

    And, the creation.

    There is nothing without me.

    You may all bow down before me.

    Tomorrow, I think I'll start over again.

By Joe on Thursday, July 18, 2002 - 01:37 am:

    oooh,...the "board".

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