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By Helohelper on Wednesday, April 9, 2003 - 02:58 pm:

    Hey I have a neighbor that is a dike. Her and her married girl friend are driving my wife and daughter nuts. We have taken them to court over her barking dogs and the security cameras that she installed. The cops made her point the cameras at the ground instead of our house but the site of them is still alittle unsettling. I would like to hear from people about things that I could do, undercover of course, to her and her girlfriend.(her girl friend and husband live in the same subdivision) The husband knows about the relationship as he drops the girl friend off at our neighbors house on the weekends. Any ideas as to what I could do to drive these women nuts?

By Antigone on Wednesday, April 9, 2003 - 03:03 pm:

    You could commit suicide. That would help. They'd feel real guilty while they fucked your wife and daughter with a strap-on.

    Fly an American flag, maybe? Everyone knows that dikes turn to dust when they see one.

By semillama on Wednesday, April 9, 2003 - 03:13 pm:

    Why not strip naked and go masturbate in front of their house? I'm sure that would convert them into nice heterosexual housewives who know their place is manning the bake sale tables!

By Antigone on Wednesday, April 9, 2003 - 03:21 pm:

    Eat a live chicken while injecting crank into your dick, simultaneously farting the Ethiopian national anthem.

By eri on Wednesday, April 9, 2003 - 03:44 pm:

    You have got to be joking me! I have neighbors offering 6 year old kids cigarettes outside. The least of my worries is where the camera is aimed at from the neighbors who don't have Christian conservative lifestyles. Seriously. Who gives a fuck if they aren't hurting you.

    Loser.

    If you hate it so much, here's an idea. Fucking pack your shit and move.

    If the neighbor and her husband and her girlfriend are all ok with the situation then why the fuck is it any of your business anyways?

By Antigone on Wednesday, April 9, 2003 - 05:20 pm:

    Yeah! Go bug eri and trace. :P

By eri on Wednesday, April 9, 2003 - 08:31 pm:

    Funny Antigone! Seriously, we can't wait until this lease is up. We are so out of here. That is if we don't get transferred before then.

By Antigone on Thursday, April 10, 2003 - 10:48 am:

    Next stop, Kuwait!

By J on Thursday, April 10, 2003 - 02:06 pm:

    Two arab terrorist were in the marketplace when one pulls out his wallet,"see this picture it's my oldest son,he's a martyr"."Here is a picture of my second son,he's a martyr too." There is a pause.... The second terrorist says wistfully "Ah, they blow up so fast,don't they?"

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