I've always wanted to dress up in godzilla and Gamera costumes and get it on in the middle of a set of a miniature city, with radio controlled helicopters buzzing overhead.
But it's hard finding really tiny japanese girls who will fit in an oyster and sing for cheap, you know?
What kind of sick bastard are you? Radio controlled helicopters....I've never heard of such filth! Next you'll be escalating to wire-guided model airplanes, and who can predict what form of debauchery you'll move on to from there?