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By Black with white dick and ginger pubes on Saturday, January 1, 2005 - 11:41 am:

    my girl friend wont go down on me

By wisper on Saturday, January 1, 2005 - 03:16 pm:

    try washing your dick.

By Dodi on Sunday, January 2, 2005 - 12:43 am:

    not my cup a tea either......

By V on Sunday, January 2, 2005 - 01:24 am:

    ...or mine...

By wisper on Sunday, January 2, 2005 - 03:19 am:

    you obviously have to dump that icequeen prude before it's too late!

    or ask her what her problem is and try to work it out.

    or ask the internet about it.


    How about this- cover your cock in melted chocolate. Chicks love chocolate.

By Gee on Sunday, January 2, 2005 - 04:13 pm:

    this brings back some fond memories.

By patrick on Monday, January 3, 2005 - 01:58 pm:

    dicks with chocolate?

    you cant just drop an insinuation like that gee without explanation. you just can't.

By wisper on Monday, January 3, 2005 - 06:15 pm:

    maybe she meant fondue memories.



    HAH

By Wisper on Tuesday, January 4, 2005 - 11:36 pm:

    How'bout vanilla dipped dick?

By wisper on Wednesday, January 5, 2005 - 01:25 am:

    how 'bout using a lower-case W if you're pretending to be me?

By Gee on Wednesday, January 5, 2005 - 01:42 pm:

    fondu memories. hahaha, I like that.


    I had a boy offer to put chocolate spread (like nutella) on his penis once. it was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing. He said: "You're just killing the mood here." From that point it was just me laughing because I wasn't supposed to be laughing.

    it was a good time, all around.

By wisper on Wednesday, January 5, 2005 - 07:27 pm:

    so did he ever do it?

By Dodi on Wednesday, January 5, 2005 - 11:55 pm:

    A boy or a man?????

By semillama on Thursday, January 6, 2005 - 10:06 am:

    129.80.22.143, for you jizzmoppers out there...

By V on Sunday, January 9, 2005 - 01:20 pm:

    Vital statistics?

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