A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What`s up ?" he says. "I`m having a heart attack", cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he`s dialling, his 4 year old son comes up and says, "Daddy, Daddy, Uncle Mick`s hiding in your wardrobe and he`s got no clothes on!" The guy slams down the phone and storms upstairs into the bedroom past his screaming wife and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there`s his brother, totally naked cowering on the wardrobe floor.
"You bastard", says the husband, "my wife`s having a heart attack and you`re running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!"
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