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And if a glass door is clean, it's not so stupid to ram into one of those too. I think that's why they have little stickers on them, so that people won't make that mistake quite so often. |
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I'm just waiting for the camera crew to pull up at my front door. Glass doors, screen doors, half-open doors, walls...all deadly objects when I'm around. I've actually gotten black eyes from walking into doors. Try getting your friends to believe that. And I don't even have a boyfriend. |
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I wish we had a Carl's Jr. here, though. And (weird as it may seem...) a Denny's. I think those are gonna be my first two stops when I grace California this summer. |
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We got Julie's burger and walked out. I threw my food away. She gave hers to the dog when she got home. |
I used to work at Burger King. The reconstituted onions gave me the sneezes: they may be one of the only things in the world to which I am allergic. Go figure. |
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I are stupid because I just done went to school. That place be difficult cause they teach ya shit ya don't need to know. Shoot- I am so stupid because I visited this website. Dang, it sucks balls. I mean, people come here to express their stupidity for things most people have done and regret- IE- Going to McDonalds, crashing into stuff. We all have done that crap. Do we wish we hadn't? Hell yea. But I personally think that stupidityisn't real. If you have literal mental problems, than that is not being stupid- It means that a section of your brain is not cooperating. Big deal! Are you still human? Maybe; but you are still a race/ person/ thing/ whatever it be. Play it cool. Do stupid things, and reallize that you are not stupid. I LOVE doing stupid things, and I still get straight A's (until my next report card). So once again, always remember to do embarrising things, and also remember to remember that you are not stupid; maybe just mentally challenged or needy of attention. Or maybe you are a dumbass. |
He is so stupid.... GOD DAMNIT! I am Alex Saunders! NOOO!!!! Don't read this! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! MOOOOOO |
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