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By Zephyr on Wednesday, June 21, 2000 - 04:42 am:

    i guess i stopped caring about school. oh well. there goes my future.

    hehe. but at least i'm having fun.


    oh.

    wait.

    no, I'm not.

    that sucked.

    other dumb school related stuff, anyone?


By Biff on Saturday, January 6, 2001 - 11:27 pm:

    well shit, at least you should have fun especially if youre blowing school!


By Spider on Sunday, July 27, 2008 - 07:19 pm:

    For the past two days, I have been plagued by mysterious swelling and pain in my left big toe. There are no blisters, no wounds, no ingrown toenails, nor any other easily accessible explanations for this condition.

    Then, this morning, while cleaning out my refrigerator, I dropped a jar of blackberry jam on my left big toe.

    Now I know why it is swollen and painful. It is also now blue and red.


By Dr Pepper on Monday, July 28, 2008 - 03:28 am:

    Spider, you are experiencing a clairvoyance! OMG! I had seen a few clairvoyance before thing do happened


By Nater on Monday, July 28, 2008 - 04:43 pm:

    blackberry jam is the best jam.


By Spider on Monday, July 28, 2008 - 05:03 pm:


By droopy on Monday, July 28, 2008 - 07:30 pm:

    i just spent 4 days in the country and now i've got chigger bites all over my arms. i have 9 on my right arm and 3 on the other. it makes you feel like your whole arm itches.

    this isn't my arm, but this is what a chigger bite looks like.


By Dougie on Tuesday, July 29, 2008 - 09:53 am:

    Stigmata scar, Spider?

    I gotta get one of those skeeter zappers. Neighbor put in a koi pond last year, and the mosquitoes have never been worse. Sucks sitting out back in the evenings this year.


By Spider on Tuesday, July 29, 2008 - 12:40 pm:

    A month ago I wore a new pair of shoes for the first time and walked to work (four miles round trip) without socks. When I took the shoes off at night, I had bloody blisters all over my feet, including a matching set in the middle of my insteps, right where the stigmata would be if I were holy.


    I didn't know chiggers were so tiny. We don't have them in Pennsylvania.


    My bruise is spreading down my foot as it heals. This is so cool.

    Maybe ten years ago, my dad got a black eye from a kid we know misaiming a baseball pitch, and his eye was swollen for months. Maybe three or four months. We kept telling him to get his doctor to lance it or use leeches to drain the blood out because the blood was just sitting there under his eyebrow, but he wouldn't do it.


By Spider on Tuesday, July 29, 2008 - 12:42 pm:

    I should say, we don't have chiggers in our lawn in PA. I can't speak for the whole state, much as I'd like to.



By patrick on Tuesday, July 29, 2008 - 05:07 pm:


By patrick on Tuesday, July 29, 2008 - 05:14 pm:

    and like a chigger, they get inside, lay their pistule, leave you itchy for a couple of weeks and then their gone.


    kinda like our band's existence. thats a sad myspace. wow 35 friends. barely 100 plays on the top song. fuck.


By wisper on Tuesday, July 29, 2008 - 08:03 pm:

    i do a double take every time i see the word chigger in this thread.


By droopy on Tuesday, July 29, 2008 - 08:26 pm:

    chigger


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