So,was anyone really surprised by Dale Earnhart's death? I wasn't. Is there something unethical about a sport that encourages you to consistently risk your life?

more people die in highschool football than nascar. mile for mile, you're more likely to die on the highway.

no, the same 50 rednecks make the choice to do it every year. the risk is obvious. any scrutiny of nascar is undue and fuckin silly

this year i've discovered that: 1) i like nascar. 2) i like WCW. 3) i like MGD. also, 1) my forehead is getting larger 2) i have more gas.

it's all related. especially the mgd and the gas.

nate you'd fit right in in any Alabaman household .

Obviously, you're turning into Homer Simpson.

Things I realized this year: (1) I love The Rock (2) I worship any tv series spewed out by the Raimi production machine (3) I can't smoke pot any more and it pisses me off (it makes me sleepy now).

raimi is god! cleopatra, jack of all trades, beastmaster, the lost world. . . big crush on curapira on beastmaster. who cares if she's a lousy actress? who cares if she looks 15? is she 15? who cares, she's sexy.

i've entered into dave.'s previously mention world of heavy pot induced paranoia. i think the rock is an ass.

I don't especially care for NASCAR, but the urge to attend a monster truck rally is growing in me. I miss vanishing son. Russell Wong is an incredi-hottie. And following that rabbit down the hole, may I just say that I pray to god they never stop making 'Prophecy' movies because I can't tolerate the thought of a world in which Christopher Walken stars as a rebellious angel.

err, never again stars as a rebellious angel.

have you seen the movie in which he stars as a rich, italian sexual deviant?

Pot makes me sleepy more than anything else now, too. (Take heed, Skooter! This is your future!) You have to admire the Raimi-Billy Bob Thornton connection, too. By the way, welcome back Margret.

I smoke a j first thing in the morning while I'm reading the paper and off and on for the rest of the day,but that's just me.When I first start drinking I get all hopped up.it's when I get quiet and keep still that I know I'm in trouble.

For the record, I have been super slammed at work for several months doing two jobs. As of next Monday, I only have one of the jobs left. This is me: http://www.mpp.org/secret/hissy/ When I say this is me, I mean the bigger one.

you singing?

yes.

oh my god that was so fucking cool new computer means i can hear now...that makes me VERY happy where is that?

where is what?

it's right there. sorry, nate. i mean that. now all that's left is to get fat and bitter.

hmm... no sir, i don't like it..

How old is that? Send me tapes, email me for an address. it's good taht you have time to post. Soon, I won't. I will be an infrequent visitor to the internet in the next few weeks, and I couldn't begin to estimate when I will have regular access again. Enjoy me while you can!

That was me circa 1994, in the basement of my then-home in Baltimore.

For some reason I thought Margret was blonde.

ick.

.,I'd smack your face,but shit splatters,Margret is beautiful,your a little d-ick.....bitch.

Heh heh. No big deal. If I didn't think it was amusing I wouldn't have shared it with the world. I have been blonde, J, but right now I'm a red-head. I have not been NATURALLY blonde since I was in 4th grade. It's not supposed to be GOOD, you guys.

you're the one who plays with her tits in the beginning?

We loved to see some wedding pictures,hint hint.

marijuana policy project link + basement + plays with tits + singing + not supposed to be GOOD + heather pronounces it cool + j pronounces margaret beautiful + wedding pictures = intriguing...what the hell is this?

apparently more fun that we're allowed, jack. in the past five years i've discovered that: 1. i don't like nascar 2. i don't like wcw (that was wrestling, right?) 3. i don't like MGD

Was that page with Margret working for you? I want to see Margret. *sniff*