Not No More, I Aint.

sorabji.com: Are you stupid?: Not No More, I Aint.
By Czarina on Wednesday, November 13, 2002 - 01:40 pm:

    Now I won't have to worry about how to pay my kids tuition in college.

    What a wonderful country we live in.

    I just saw on CNN a most interesting story:

    Lindenwood University accepts,[in lieu of cash],
    pigs, for tuition.

    For degrees in liberal arts.

    This is in an effort to boost farming communities.It says that the school will eat the pigs,or take them to market.

    This has been going on for three years.

    How come I didn't know about this?

    The goats are OUT.Porkys IN!

By Spider on Wednesday, November 13, 2002 - 01:49 pm:

    Yeah, but how many pigs are we talking about? I'd bet so many pigs you'd be sharing your bed with them.

By Czarina on Wednesday, November 13, 2002 - 02:03 pm:

    Maybe we could offer a Sorabji Pig Scholarship to some needy student.

    We could all sponsor a pig, and have the candidates send in essays,on why they deserved our Pig Scholarship.

    Mark,Mark, where are you? This could be big. You could be the Head Hog on this.

    "Mark Thomas,Porcine King,proudly presents his annual Sorabji Pig Scholarship to needy student."

    What a headline!

By J on Wednesday, November 13, 2002 - 02:16 pm:

    Head Hog ha ha,your priceless Czarina:)

By wisper on Wednesday, November 13, 2002 - 04:33 pm:

    i'm so in. I'll put in a pig.

By semillama on Wednesday, November 13, 2002 - 04:38 pm:

    Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?

    A: Three. one to eat and two to watch out for cars.

By Czarina on Thursday, November 14, 2002 - 12:48 am:

    Hmmm,now I know why I have 2 spawn.

    There is a resturant here that serves "possum balls" as an appetizer.

    Ya gotta love the south.

By J on Thursday, November 14, 2002 - 10:50 am:

    Didn't you have a box of Roadkill helper?

By Czarina on Thursday, November 14, 2002 - 03:21 pm:

    Brucifer gave it to me.

    Whenever I have dinner guests over, I casually leave it out on the kitchen counter.