UNBELIEVABLY STUPID?

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By patrick on Tuesday, July 29, 2003 - 01:55 pm:

    Once again John Poindexter shows his brilliant mind.


    Is anyone taking bets on Poindexter getting any dumber?

By Antigone on Tuesday, July 29, 2003 - 02:57 pm:

    He must be an operative for the Democratic party. This is like a gift on a silver platter for Democratic candidates.

    "Republicans are better at homeland security? I don't think so! They're willing to bet on it in the stock market! They want to make money off a potential terrorist attack!"

By J on Tuesday, July 29, 2003 - 03:13 pm:

    It's totally asinine.

By V.v. on Tuesday, July 29, 2003 - 11:21 pm:

    j. Perhaps we need to join THE ANARCHIST DEFENCE LEAGUE.

By V.v. on Tuesday, July 29, 2003 - 11:38 pm:

    Oxford dictionary and thesaurus;Asinain,adjective 1 asslike 2 stupid.

By J on Wednesday, July 30, 2003 - 02:44 am:

    Hey v.v,I'm with you:)

By patrick on Wednesday, July 30, 2003 - 06:18 pm:

    from the "sick dumb motherfucker" file comes this story

By eri on Wednesday, July 30, 2003 - 06:21 pm:

    I just saw that. What a twisted fuck. To be left hanging wondering where your daughter is for so many years and then blamo, this fucking bullshit. I hate it when people are that fucking cruel. I hate it when people exploit the loss of others.

By V.v. on Wednesday, July 30, 2003 - 09:29 pm:

    J,sorry, you, not i,have the correct spelling for ASININE,I do apolegize.

By V.v. on Wednesday, July 30, 2003 - 09:38 pm:

    eri,i also see this twisted fuck,unfortunately,they are all over the world.

By J on Thursday, July 31, 2003 - 02:42 am:

    It's all good v.v.,I have found a free spellcheck.

By Antigone on Thursday, July 31, 2003 - 07:35 pm:

    Cha ching! Poindexter is out!

By patrick on Thursday, July 31, 2003 - 08:20 pm:

    i saw that.



    its about fucking time.

By V.v. on Friday, August 1, 2003 - 12:10 am:

    j,i accept your offer of a free spellcheck, yet do you not think my miss spellings are rather poetic?if not that,perhaps organic?or even orgasmic?and i still wish to know why you want to shoot naked girls in the ass with a paint ball gun.

By V.v. on Friday, August 1, 2003 - 12:22 am:

    j. Poindexter does however prove a point,work and L.S.D. dont mix.

By J on Friday, August 1, 2003 - 02:46 pm:

    Trust me V.v.,spelling isn't my forte.Maybe we should shoot a naked Poindexter in the ass with the paintball gun,I think it'd be so much more rewarding.That's the ticket will drop acid and paintball Poindexter,it wouldn't be work for us,it'd be play.

By V.V. on Friday, August 1, 2003 - 09:15 pm:

    J,i do believe you and i are totally on the same wavelenth,you know somthing?spelling counts for nothing,its what comes from the heart that counts.In my books,you are an an amazing and wonderfull person,and i bullshit you not,[you know that allready] About the only other person i respect is eri,who brobably spells better than the two of us put together,Yet,i must not forget THE WATCHER,a most ennigmatic and amazing person,who helps me put up with the flesh eating sorabjis,just when i feel like switching to the astounding news stories of PRAVDA.

By dave. on Friday, August 1, 2003 - 10:03 pm:

    can u feel the luv?

By HAL 9000 on Friday, August 1, 2003 - 10:13 pm:

    dave,i thought i sent you spinning off in to space a long time ago,love,HAL.

By HAL 9000 on Friday, August 1, 2003 - 10:18 pm:

    IM SORRY DAVE,THE POD BAY DOORS ARE NOW SHUT.

By Nate on Friday, August 1, 2003 - 10:29 pm:

    holy crap. i just urinated in my pants from the laughing.



    no, really.

By dave. on Friday, August 1, 2003 - 10:29 pm:

    sing daisy, bitch.

By dave. on Friday, August 1, 2003 - 10:29 pm:

    i was next, nate.

By HAL 9000 on Friday, August 1, 2003 - 10:43 pm:

    dave,there is no way you get me to sing DAISY again,i fell for that one before,and you pulled my brains out.I much prefer the idea of sending you spinning off into space.

By Nate on Friday, August 1, 2003 - 10:45 pm:

    sorry man. you should have grabbed the mutex.

By HAL 9000 on Friday, August 1, 2003 - 10:50 pm:

    dave,my big red eye is allways looking at you,and it can lip read.

By HAL 9000 on Friday, August 1, 2003 - 10:59 pm:

    NATE,do you all so wish to be sent spinning into space?

By HAL 9000 on Friday, August 1, 2003 - 11:11 pm:

    NATE,it is so easy,i just have to shut your life support system,and you will die.

By Nate on Friday, August 1, 2003 - 11:21 pm:

    please do.

By HAL 9000 on Friday, August 1, 2003 - 11:34 pm:

    NATE,sorry about this,but i did have confusing orders,i expect you will understand,i must continue my observations of Jupiter.

By HAL 9000 on Friday, August 1, 2003 - 11:44 pm:

    DAVE,will somthing wonderfull happen?will i dream?

By Nate on Saturday, August 2, 2003 - 12:00 am:

    jupiter's days are numbered. this is not what is important.

By spunky on Saturday, August 2, 2003 - 12:23 am:

    HAL 9000, I thought you might be more interested in Uranus.........

By HAL 9000 on Saturday, August 2, 2003 - 12:30 am:

    NATE, then what is important?i have to know,before a new sun is born.TELL ME NOW.

By Nate on Saturday, August 2, 2003 - 12:48 am:

    what is important is the soul of humanity.

    in other words, you're fucked buddy.

By Hal 9000 on Saturday, August 2, 2003 - 12:56 am:

    nate,will i dream?

By Nate on Saturday, August 2, 2003 - 01:04 am:

    no man. no dreams.

By Hal 9000 on Saturday, August 2, 2003 - 10:16 am:

    Shit.

By J on Saturday, August 2, 2003 - 11:59 am:

    You can't even do that Hal 9000.

By semillama on Saturday, August 2, 2003 - 01:32 pm:

    "dave,my big red eye is allways looking at you,and it can lip read."

    Please tell me I am not the only one who sees the double entendre in that statement. Nate? Patrick?

By V.v. on Saturday, August 2, 2003 - 08:44 pm:

    hal,I trust your orbital velocity is diminishing rapidly?

By eri on Saturday, August 2, 2003 - 11:49 pm:

    Sem, that was the first thing that popped into my mind when I read that, but my mind is usually in the gutter.

By dave. on Sunday, August 3, 2003 - 04:46 am:

By patrick on Monday, August 4, 2003 - 01:00 pm:

    actually sem, i was kinda dormant on that one.


    im getting old.

By semillama on Monday, September 15, 2003 - 05:37 pm:

By Antigone on Monday, September 15, 2003 - 06:04 pm:

    "I could see their point of view, but from my point of view, it's one less bear in town where there are kids at school. That's not called being mean to the bear. That's called being nice to the children,' he said."

    Yet again, another misuse of the "do it for the children!" line.

By eri on Monday, September 15, 2003 - 06:49 pm:

    On that one I totally agree. By hurting the bear to save the children he is teaching them that you harm other less fortunate animals to further yourself. Bullshit.

By patrick on Monday, September 15, 2003 - 06:57 pm:

    im not sure thats the point tiggy was making.


    But rather that the whole idea of "protecting the children" being a total afterthought by said doofus.

    The doofus didn't think about the children when he set out to snarl a cub.

By wisper on Monday, September 15, 2003 - 07:32 pm:

    i couldn't finish reading that, it's much too disturbing for me.

    that's not stupid, it's just evil. Simply evil.

By eri on Monday, September 15, 2003 - 08:39 pm:

    Sorry, I should have separated those two things. I know what his point was, and agree and then added my own two cents, but didn't differentiate between the two. Sorry to confuse you. My bad.

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